So me and a buddy were trading punches the other day in my room

>>18474620
just say it was a prank, no homo

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>>18474620
Nice bait, still made me laugh.

>>18474624
It was just a joke but he won't stop texting me now. I wanna tell him I'm not gay but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

>>18474628
No. This isn't a joke we kind of got gay with each other.

Now this faggot is calling my mom asking if he can stay the night. Seriously /adv/ help me out.

>>18474620

tell him

Tell him that what happened had no meaning to you and you were impulsive at the time, but you were really not liking and just keep it up to didn't embarrass him

Also, you are gay

>They jack off together
>"ITS JUST A JOKE BRO"

wha...?
Weak bait. 4/10 at best.

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>>18474620
Dont forget to buy condoms and lube. Go SLOW at first. 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, then dick.

Also if you say no homo or claim you are bisexual you arent gay at all.

>>18474620
people are acting as if this is real

holy shit

I'm just going to kick his ass and hope he leaves me alone. He's telling me he loves me now. I promise I'm not gay I hate faggots.

Second thought I think I'm going to let him spend the night. He's a good dude even though he's a fag. He told me he was bringing condoms so I might let it happen just to prank him.

>>18474620
>>What should I say to him?
Why don't you start with, "Hey, can I give you a hand?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m-_kutqgDk

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/o/ is never not relevant

>>18474620
Roll with it, let him get you off