Confused here. I actually already feel bad for wasting everyone's

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Confused here. I actually already feel bad for wasting everyone's time, but I just feel like talking about it, and maybe get some input.

So there's this woman I work with. She's been giving me some flirty signals, and the fact that it's happening makes no sense. Here are the reasons why:
>she's 6 years older than me (most women aren't into younger guys)
>she's already married
>her husband makes way more money than I do
>I only make slightly more money than she does
>I'm honestly not much to look at (seriously, I would probably rate my looks a 3/10, and I think I'm being generous)
>there is next to no reason for us to talk (we work in different departments, we don't know each other outside of work, we don't have any mutual friends, our hobbies are different, etc.)
>she probably gives me the most attention outside of her department
>sometimes she touches me for no reason (she has never done this with other coworkers)
Many of our conversations end up with her asking me personal questions, mainly about my family & dating life, and she's even invited me out to drinks.

I'm 99% sure this is nothing. Once again, I am quite possibly one the least desirable men on this planet, and even then, I haven't done anything to wow her.

What I'd like to know is, why? Pretty sure it's nothing, but why would it happen in the first place? At this point, I would actually feel relieved if this is just some practical joke, but if it is, then that's quite a lot of time & energy being wasted for nothing.

On the very very microscopic possibility that there is genuine interest coming from her, I am not pursuing it. I don't fuck with married chicks, and I'm not into older women. I just want some pseudo-analyses from unqualified anons.