I'm about to try weed for the first time but I don't

>>18471842
I think you should just relax and do it with someone that you share a mutual care with.
I tried it the first time with my girlfriend last December, and once I took a hit from the joint, I immediately started laughing uncontrollably, and then crying tears of joy into her chest. She made everything so amazing my comforting me and telling me that she was there for me. It was one of the best moments of my life.

You're gonna die. You will get arrested. Good luck getting a job ever. Its a gateway drug, get ready for PCP and angeldust.

Nigga its weed. Most faggots dont even get high the first time because they fail to do it properly. Cover up the smell coming home, either shower or come home when everyone is asleep or whatever. If you're paranoid now, you're gonna be that guy who needs babysitting during the trip. If you dont want to, dont do i.t

Have you ever inhaled smoke from anything before? If not here's how.

> Hold your breath until you feel the need for air.
> Put the joint/ pipe/ bong in your mouth and inhale like you would inhale air.
> Don't suck like you would with a straw.

Just relax. It's very important that you are not stressed.

>>18471842
What fucking nigger got you smoking weed fegget?

>>18471854
angel dust is a slang term for pcp, anon

(OP)
It's not really about the physical aspects of it. I get drunk from time to time and so far there have been no withdrawal symptoms. I just don't tend to be addicted to anything that much, except for maybe pornography.
But I'm worried about a lot of things. Even about stuff that isn't worth worrying about. I'm worried ABOUT being worried after I've tried weed, like my identity will be stained or something.
On the other hand, I'm into lots of classic rock and especially psychedelic, so I want to see what all the fuss is about, even just once.

>>18471928
best advice i can give you
>do it in a low key scenario
>do it with good friend or family
>two, three hits max for first time ever
>plan something simple like movie or vidya
>since you're worried about parents think about extra clothes, deodrant, visine


I did it for like 6 years between college/high school. Never regret it. Everything from joints to gas masks and gravity bongs. Like 2 bad trips ever. No police stuff. Parents never found out. I would quit between summers living at home, never had the urge to smoke. No life altering shit, but worth a try.

It's literally more mild than drinking two beers. It's nothing.

>>18471842
your problem imo is nothing related to weed, you feel like your parents are some sort of omnipresent being that judge you constantly, fuck them, live your own life and develope your own morals

>>18471842
stop hanging out with them filthy niggers