How do i as a male buy a pair of panties without looking

>>18471703

Take a trip to San Francisco or santa Fe

>>18471703

Just look confused af and everyone will think you're buying a gift. Or order online. Or just grow some balls and don't give a fuck what they think, it's not exactly unheard of these days that a guy buys panties.

Just decide what size you want before and look for it. Also don't smell the panties. Don't do that.

Ha, I'm straight, I'd go in there in a second and buy them because I don't think I'm a weirdo and I don't care if anyone thinks I am.

But like where do i buy them? Do i go to the grocery store with some bullshit shopping list and just pick a pair up with the other shit i buy? I'm not really looking for anyhting expensive or of quality.

>>18471703
Ask your ff to buy you some

>>18471767
fuck is a ff?

>>18471733

well whats the purpose?

>>18471796
I am a weirdo. i just dont want that to be public knowledge

>>18471703

if anyone asks say they're for your mom

>>18471703
Say you are buying them for your grandma.

>what is Amazon?

Buy some like a day before Valentine's Day. Everyone will think it's a gift.

Pro tip: make sure to not look like an autistic sperglord when you go. Look presentable and people won't think you're a creep.

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>>18471837

i dont think anybodys gonna ask, just glare.

>>18471824

then why not use amazon or anothero nline store?

>>18471853
>>18471849

I dont have a card ellegible for online purchases

>>18471862

>go to store
>buy amazon gift card

and now you do.

or just go into a store and buy the panties then stop making a big deal out of this.

>>18471871
But im a pussy autist... and i dont want a pair of panties to be in my amazon history either...

>>18471883

then order from another website with guest check out.

>BUT IM A PUSSY

not our problem

>>18471889
fuck it i guess i should just grow some balls

>>18471895

not if you want to fit into panties you shouldnt

Just do it. It's not as embarrassing as series make it out to be. Their job is to sell them damn it.

>>18471898
just tiny faggot balls

>>18471898
>>18471904

fair enough. post pictures of you in the panties when you get em?

>>18471906
Honestly i dont think thats something anybody wants to see...

>>18471907

you fat?

>>18471915
a little, and ugly as fuck

>>18471918

gross

>>18471703
Online

>>18471925
i'm working on it alright

>>18471703
Buy them from a store that has self-checkout.

>>18471773
Not them. I'm assuming it stands for "female friend" or "fag friend".

>>18471938
ah

>>18471703
Amazon

>>18471703
Order them online, what kind of retarded question is this?

Oh fuck i just realised, i cant go to the local general store cuz there might be someone who recognises me. Fuck i'll just wait untill i get my drivers license and then i'll piss off somewhre noone knows me at all.

Just order them online.