How do I get a gf or sex with a girl around my age? >26

>>18456148
What the fuck kind of Londoner has never been down the rub-a-dub?

>>18456148
>looking around London
although in your defence being a flaneur is a top tier patrician hobby

>>18456165

Zone 1 is a lot smaller than the tube map makes it look

>>18456166
>Zone 1

You a yuppie?

>>18456148
Cute women get 500 matches a day no problem.

Ugly women - well, not so much. They probably get as many as you do. There's a solution in this somewhere.

Apart from that, uh, it's like you could just go to a pub, club or party and try to fit in if you can.

>>18456148
Move to America. You're accent alone will get you laid.

>>18456385

This. Can confirm. Am american and its so true its retarded.

>oh where you from?
>ohhhhhh minnesota? that's awesome! I have no idea where that is hahaha
>What is your name? Zane? ohhh how exotic!!!

Seriously. Name your son Zane or Drake if you want women's panties to drop for him easily.

>London
>never been to pub, club or party

I don't see the problem. If you made this thread on Friday or Saturday instead of Sunday I'd tell you to go to one right now.

I live in a place with a lot of English and Irish pubs and they're really fun. Buy a beer, talk to somebody who looks like they want to talk. Maybe someone will start randomly talking to you. Don't be shy, 90% of people in pubs are so drunk that they won't remember you unless you get into a fight with them or make a good impression.

Clubs and parties are the same, drink a lot of alcohol and go party. When I was 15 all my friends went clubbing and I was insecure because I felt like I was too immature and inexperienced, so I started going out at night alone. Slowly got used to it, at first I just bought alcohol and sat in front of the club, then I started going inside. In two months I was so familiar with the place I had no problems dancing.

Stop going to /r9k/. It's worse for your mental health than a molly addiction. Stop comparing yourself to other people. Stop calling other men "Chads" and stop complaining about women living on easy mode. Stop calling others "normies" and thinking that you're "not a normie". You're alienating yourself from them, that's why you feel like an outsider.

Also English girls are known for getting shitfaced in bars and being sluts. Where I live there's a whole city full of English people, mostly Londoners and I see hundreds of ugly or average guys walking around the city or going clubbing with 8/10 girls. It's 4:50am and there's some cute girl with a barely walking English guy screaming something outside my window RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

So just go to clubs/pubs/bars, drink alcohol and talk to people.