I'm considering stealing a pikachu balloon from a child's

>>18455789

you could just ask for it, its probably not a big deal or important

but if some kid loves that balloon, and you steal it from him.... well, you're a dick

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I wouldn't risk it mate.

>>18455789
The problem is if it's the kids favorite balloon.
Why not just say hey can I have that balloon when the party is over?

>>18455789
Fucking do it

>>18455789
DO IT YOU PUSSY!

Dared? Ask them to bet their money on it.
If they don't - call them pussies until they do.
Once they do - walk up to the kid and offer half of it for the balloon.
Make sure to wave the money around a lot.
At this point, assuming the kid is old enough to understand money's worth, the balloon is yours for sure.

Make sure to enter the party invited, explain the situation to the parents if that's what it takes.

You win the dare, you are not doing anything illegal *and* you get money on top of that.
Win/win/win.

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>>18455844
>>18455861
oh fuck i did it shit shit shit HOW FUCKED AM I IF I'M CAUGHT

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>>18456025
Prepare your anus senpai

>>18456025
Going to jail

>>18456025
Bro you better leave the country the FBI is tracking this thread to find you now