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Alright /adv/, I need your help, collectively.
I watched a Spanish horror movie the other day and literally fell in love with the lead in it. She's the most attractive woman I've ever fucking laid my eyes on. I must meet her and be in a relationship with her.
My plan is to
>start acting in short/indie films
>after a year of doing that send my resume off to america or wherever the fuck
>become a b grade actor
>after doing that for a year, be in bigger and bigger productions
>become a very famous and rich actor
>go to spain and meet this woman
>do all of this in 5 years
The issue is, she's 41 and I'm 18. How do I do this /adv/?
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easy.
find a Spaniard or Latina who looks similar, can't be too hard.
who is it by the way? Victoria Abril or someone?
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>>18455073
That's not her. But no, it needs to be this specific woman, no one else.
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All that seems a bit too farfetched.
I suggest you write her a letter instead.
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>>18455151
That wouldn't work considering her fame, I don't think my idea is far fetched, just really hard.
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>>18455159
I'm guessing it was [REC]. You only live once so why the fuck not.
Just don't take any innocent bystanders out when it all goes wrong.
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>>18455165
That's the one anon, but why would it go wrong? The only issues with my plan that I can see is me getting lazy, if I work hard it all should work
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>>18455069
Can you give us her name OP?
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>>18455194
Nigga that shit ain't important, I just want advice on how to do my insane plan.
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bump bUMP BUMP BUMP
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g-guys?
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>>18455069
last bump for the night
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