So I'm going to break up with my gf tomorrow. Any advice

add more context, op.

>>18453889
Alright. We've been together almost 6 months, and I realized about 5 months in that I didn't want this relationship. I don't know how to say shit like that without sounding like an unfeeling dick.

>>18453904
what about the relationship do you not want? it's good to outline what you want to see and how you feel before doing it since you seem adamant on breaking up with her.

>>18453884
Pic unrelated? Fuck that. Literally wear a watermelon hat and just say "Hey. We're over. I'm sure there are lots of things you want to know, but for now I'm just letting you have this memorable moment to tell people about how I broke up with you in a fucking watermelon hat." Then walk away. No matter how ugly it gets, she'll always have that story.

>>18453904
Say something in line like, "It's not working out, and I think it's best for us to go on our own ways from now on. Thank you for everything up until now."

Then excuse yourself without making a fuss.

>>18453884
there's never a good time to break up

breaking up with someone because you aren't interested anymore is a valid reason to break up. The sooner the better cause soon you'll be married, have kids, bills, blahblahblah then whoops, don't have time to break up

Just do it. Rip off the bandaid fast.

Did you do it yet? I always find these things entertaining.