I "accidentally" glued my mouth shut. How to I get

Is that actually you? timestamp pls

My advice would be to shave, but using glue remover as shaving cream. Two birds with one stone. Seriously, shave that shit.

I hope that that ring isn't also glued to your nose. Might want to sort that out as well.

>>18448316
should have glued your fingers together too

>>18448326
This.
If you are unsuccessful at attempting to unglue your mouth, try huffing some Rogaine through your nose.

>>18448316
cum is water soluble

>>18448316
What a cutie

>>18448316
>I "accidentally"
Story time! And if you're not baiting, go to doctor and pray to god they'll unglue your lips somehow.

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>>18448316
you stupid dane

>>18448316
Acetone.
Find it on the aisle with nail polish remover and don't swallow it.