> Friend's wife and him start having hard times >

>>18447200
Why are you calling this guy your friend while subsequently asking what to say to get his wife to fuck you? At least put the word friend in quotes. Kill yourself, lowlife.

Question,how good of a friend is this?
Anyway she wont likely open up too quickly if you do try chasing her. You put the idea of rejection into her drunk brain and if you go for it now it will be harder to get your dick wet.

>>18447200

Well if you have any respect for your friend you shouldnt do it, you will feel like shit forever because of it. However if you dont really like the dude i guess go for it, its still a scumbag move but hey it takes 2 to tango.

>>18447208
Yep. You're a shit "friend" anon. And she's a bitch. Both of you deserve each other.

>>18447200
How to troll /adv/ 101

>>18447200
She's going to fuck someone if its not you. Sounds like you missed the boat. Move on.

I want to know more about the friend passing out.

>>18447329
We went out to a hockey game in March. Drinking there, drinking at bars, it was about 3 am drinking at one of our places (~7hours of drinking). He texted a selfie to a chick he works with. A huge fight broke out between the two. She was crying he was talking to someone else in the garage. Then he went and passed out in a room up stairs. Got her to calm down after about an hour and then we were just bullshitting for a bit. Next I know it is 7am and the sun is starting to come out and she wakes him up and they leave.

>>18447215
We're good friends thats why I didn't blow a load in her in their front yard Saturday night while he was inside with other people.

>>18447230
>>18447235
I don't think she would have gotten to this point if she didn't feel he had already cheated on her with a women from his work. He didn't, but almost did. He was in the other women's car about to fuck and he pussied out.

>>18447346
leave well alone, losing both of them as friends for one bad shag won't be satisfying.

find other women.

>>18447346

So you want to get stuck in the middle of a fucked relationship? A relationship concerning a "friend"?

So what you're saying is that you're stupid and a shitty friend. Cool.

Avoid that situation like the plague. Just because he SUPPOSEDLY almost cheated on her (SUPPOSEDLY DIDN'T), that doesn't justify asking you, his friend, to partake in ACTUALLY cheating on her husband.

Fuck that bitch. Oh yeah and fuck you for even considering it.