recently got back from italy. i bought olive oil back after visiting

>>18436449
Burn your parents house down

Murder suicide is the only logical answer

>>18436449
maybe they thought you were giving it to them?

>>18436449
Put that whore through a fucking table

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13DYyftjBPN

>>18436449

Forget it. Make a comment on your sister's post about having stolen your olive oil. Might have been a mistake, might have been your parents allowing her to. Fuck it dude, it's literally a bottle of oil..

>>18436449
For this plan to work you'll need a mid-sized cucumber- a black mask - and a thieving whore for a sister. Put on the mask then quietly sneak into your sisters room. With you left hand take a firm grip on the cucumber with your right poor some olive oil on it.....

Ask her where she got it from on her post. E-humiliate her in front of friends and family.

the fuck is the deal with your family? are they that like.... petty and insecure that they have to steal olive oil because you were excited about it? like wtf is this thread?

>>18436449
im so drunk and this thread is so goddamn funny

>>18436449
dump the rest of the olive oil all over their hardwood or vinyl kitchen floor and spread it out so they can't see it

>>18436730
Same ive killed half a box of wine an opened this thread...maximum laughter

But really OP call you family out on it. This is isnt thread material. They clearly stole it...i mean they literally made a facebook post.

Why are you here?

>>18436476
Wars have been fought over OIL!

go to your sisters house and take it back (don't ask, take)

>>18436471
Down to the gwound, says he.