I have a melanoma on my arm. What's the best cheapest health

>>18435712

I'll amputate it for $50. For an extra $25 I'll hold you in front of my microwave

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>>18435712

>>18435712
It's probably not a melanoma. Go to a checkup to make sure, but it's highly unlikely you got one, unless you got extremely unlucky at genetic lottery or you are an elderfag.

>>18435712
buy a scalpel and cut that shit out. if you can't do it, have a friend do it for you.

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>>18435712

*gives her a sandwich*

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Are you retarded OP?

>crash car
>buy car insurance AFTER crash and expect them to pay

>get cancer
>buy insurance AFTER you get cancer

Thanks to God-Emperor your pre-existing conidition won't be covered. Enjoy your $400,000 chemo bill faggot.

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>>18435715
It's been there for like 3 months. Help me

>>18435712

Malignant Melanoma is the most lethal skin cancer and needs to be treated ASAP during the early stages. I'd say don't be a fucking retard and go get medical Tx regardless of the price, but you're asking advice on /pol/ for a Life-Or-Death decision so you deserve to die.

>>18435712
Take a trade and then join a Union.
Good luck, my friend.

>>18435712
Medicaid.

>>18435720
You want to go to the doctor for a red mark on your skin? What the hell?

>>18435720
Thats Basal Cell Carcinoma....dumbass

>>18435712
eat more food

>>18435724
Why doesn't it go away and what is it

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>>18435720

Nice malignant melanoma. Chances are good your completely fucked now. Fuck the insurance and suffering in the clinic. Just go out buy a gun, hookers and drugs and have as much fun as possible.

>>18435720
I'm a dermatologist and that doesn't look like a melanoma to me. Do you have a higher quality pic??

>>18435727
Literally costs less than $60 to go to a clinic and get it checked out if you're uninsured. Are you telling me you don't have that much money? Maybe lay off the junk food and video games lad.

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>>18435730
How's this

>>18435712
Richest country in the world yet you can die from getting sick lol maga

>>18435727
No idea, but if it's not growing and it doesn't hurt, there's no point in spending money on it.

Move to canada, that's what.

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>>18435720
>It's been there for like 3 months
Melanoma signs:
>Sores that do not heal.
>Pigment, redness or swelling that spreads outside the border of a spot to the surrounding skin.
>Itchiness, tenderness or pain.
>Changes in texture or scales, oozing or bleeding from an existing mole.
Now go to the clinic and pay for a biopsy retard

>>18435712
Google "medical tourism"

>>18435720
Just go to a dermatologist you sperg. A skin checkup is like $150 or some shit without insurance.

>>18435712
>>18435720


Apply for medicaid tomorrow in person if you can at the disabilities office in your state.


Go to the ER once you have insurance NOT a dermatologist.

They will jew you and lie to you.

Had a friend who went to one last summer, he removed several patches/moles, didn't do a biopsy on them.
Few weeks later.... tons of spots and shits.
It metastasized.
Stage 4.
Fortunately, he was an immuno thereapy candidate but his oncologist said to him that none of this would have happened had he went to the ER in the first place.

>>18435712
Lol you're fucked. Trump took away the pre-existing conditions clause. No way you'll be able to afford insurance now

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>>18435712
thank me later, OP

>>18435733
Is there a country where you *can't* die from getting sick?

>>18435732

Probably just a bug bite or a minor dermatitis (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Dermatitis) you fucking fairy. Fuck, I wish you had Malignant Melanoma (MM) at this point.

Are you implying you didn't have an HCP confirm it? You just went straight to self-Dx MM? Fucking kill yourself fucktard.

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>>18435712
>>18435741
Optional.

>>18435720
>>18435732
Doesn't look like a melanoma to me at all.

>>18435732

Looks like psoriasis. Or maybe a fungus. Put some jock itch medicine on it.

>>18435712
>thinking health insurance is mandatory
Are you happy jews? you've fucking brainwashed this entire generation.

>>18435732
I can't see it clearly, can you aim the camera at your vagina? Sometimes cancerous melanoma osteriaris will display itself as tonal irregularities of skin in the vaginal flaps.

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I recommend daily leeches for a fortnight.