Hey /adv/, so my gf went thru my phone this weekend and I got

>>18434924
Go to her, drop on you knees, put your head down and tell you are sorry for being so shitty bf that you keep random pictures of sluts in your phone and if she will forgive you, you will take her to restaurant for dinner and eat her pussy for how long she will want.

I bet you have never showed such grotesque move and it should please her. And remember, when girl is looking through your phone, she is looking for reason to be mad at you. So it is part of game.

Next time try arguing less and use emotions more. Hugging, cuddling and accepting whatever bullshit she thinks up works much better than resistance in battle you can never win anyway. Girls dont do logic. They do emotions.

>>18434924
It's not some ransomed slut that would be ending it tho, it's you that would be choosing to end it because your gf is an idiot and very immature. How can you make a future with someone so controlling, untrusting and jealous. You should just dump her and find a girl who's not nuts

>>18434985
They're all nuts anyway and I tried explaining to her what it is. I realize how fucking stupid she's being. It's so basic I don't know how to break it down to her.

>>18434924
You ask her to go through her phone and if there are no sketchy chats with real guys or dick pics of her "friend" or ex she can punch you in the mouth and leave

>>18434924
Why'd she go through your phone. Many times if someone has trust issues it's because they are doing something wrong themselves . Have you given her a reason to want to search your phone, if not then you need to wonder why she is doing it.

>>18435002
I don't even care that she did, it's just that she's making this so much more than it actually is. It's literally some insta whore I beat off to, delete and forget about. She knows that I have a wandering eye that's why she checks?but I won't act on it it's just my male brain I haven't done her wrong

>>18434995
Ah no not all females are the same, that's stupid to even say. Over half the worlds population is not all the same. Your just dating an extra stupid one. How old are you guys? Unless she's literally like 16 there's no excuse for that level of idiocy. I know you've put in some time with her but you should recognize this ones a loser and not going to make a good partner and move on. I'm in my 30s and have been married over a decade, fine someone who gets you or your relationship is going to suck. If this girl is so possessive she can't even let you beat off to what you want then she's going to try to control you in other ways. I'd get out now before wasting anymore of my life or energy on her.

>>18434995
All bitches are basic and live on emotions and instincts, it's just down to what extent. Men tend to be more logical, and this core difference here is the root of the conflicts.

Trying to break it down to her? You can't. She doesn't listen to logical reasoning. She might act like it, but there is no logical reason for her to act the way she does, except that she feels like it. So your only choice is either to listen to >>18434969, or leave her. Go for more logical and emotionally intelligent girls the next time, they are indeed rare and harder to get, but it's worth it.

>>18435012
O she already is doing other controlling behavior, going through your phone. No good anon

>>18435016
Yea I see what you guys mean, I'm not gonna persue it. Thanks for the help lads

>>18435016
This, not all girls are the same but we've had such a push over the last 30 or so years to treat them like princesses. Almost all girls now think they are special snowflakes that can never be wrong and should always get their way because they have a pussy. Finding a girl who wasn't raised to have that mindset is the best thing to do. Stupid spoiled whores don't make good gfs or wives

>>18434924
Have you gone through her phone? I don't mean after you give her warning so she can delete shit but a snap inspection. There will be shit on there you don't like and bet its much worse than some random instagram slut, I guarantee.

>>18435025
I think she's just hurt that what I fantasize about is so not her. And that's why she's pissed. I thought we had something but I've never seen her act like this

>>18435030
I haven't but I won't have my chance now she blocked my number and says she's tired of not being "enough". All over some fine blond bitch i fapped to. I wish I knew her like she swears I do

>>18435035
Idk maybe try having a deeper conversation about it with her if you really want to stay together, like tell her you fantasize about her to and are very attracted to her, that looking at Instagram sluts is just like porn kind of and not what you would actually want in a gf. But honestly the fact that she's backing so irrational and starting fights for no reason is a big red flag, as is going through your phone in the first place. You shouldn't be with someone who's that manipulative and controlling. I've been with my husband for 12 years and have never felt the need to go through his phone. And picking fights and not letting things go will make for an unhappy and emotionally abusive relationship. Your probably best to get out of it.

>>18435047
Eyy lady you're my kind of gal. I wish there were more girls like you out there. What's the big secret? Why are most girls crazy, and some are not; or is that minority simply better at faking sanity?

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>>18435037
> she blocked my number and says she's tired of not being "enough".
Learn well, young grasshopper:

Do NOT keep a spank bank on your phone.

I mean seriously, young padowan, was there ever any bizarro logic where that would have ended well?

>>18435047
Yea if she reaches out I'd be willing to talk about it but she's digging her heels. Thanks for the advice anon I really do appreciate it

>>18435061
It was two pictures lol, and I thought I deleted them then she started acting up and asked me who I was seeing besides her

>>18435053
I think it's like I said here >>18435025
Most girls really are raised thinking they are gods gift to earth, it's incuraged for them to be selfish spoiled and manipulative to get their way. I'm not sure why I don't think like that, I don't see my wants as any more important then my husbands, or anyone else's for that matter. I'm sure I can be irrational about things sometimes, all people can, but not more so then any normal male would be. And if I am being that way and it's pointed out to me I try to learn from it, not just keep pretending I'm right no matter what. I think the way we treat females in modern society is like a cancer. They all feel like they need to be feminist and have careers and keep their men on a leash. It's just making them all big spoiled bitches who think they can treat everyone like shit. It used to be respected to be a good wife and mother and we had happy families. Now it's a negative thing and looked down on, like it's somehow better to be a whore who treats men like scum while also sleeping with lodes of them because that's somehow empowering. The whole logic of how we treat girls now is flawed. I have 4 daughters and I can promise were not raising our girls to think they are princesses.

>>18435062
Yah no problem, I hope she either calms down and can talk this out with you like a grown up. Or if that dosen't happen that you fine someone new that is more understanding and not as controlling. Good luck anon

>idiot OP saves pictures of sluts from instagram
>gf finds them and is pissed, thinks OP is cheating
>"no I just masturbate to them lol"
>gf breaks up with OP for being unapologetically disgusting and because she feels like she can't compare to the strangers that her creep boyfriend touches himself to when he's all alone
>"I realize she sounds immature and she is"

>for some reason a girl who breaks up with creep who saved pictures of random girls from instagram to jerk off to is "immature"

now you've learned a lesson. stream your porn. don't be a disgusting creep who keeps his spank material in his phone. she's better off elsewhere than with a condescending creep.

>>18435132
>And there's always that guy who keeps blabbing nonsense to himself

Apologize, man. I did that same thing once and felt like a fuckin' dumbass, don't you now?

You're gonna have to mean it this time, though, you might have to make, like, a collateral offer, you know? Not like cutting off your johnson or anything, just, like, I dunno, to illustrate your commitment to her you'll stop masturbating entirely? I dunno, along those lines, man.

>>18435140
Dude man bro, wassup yo

>>18435140
This is ridiculous, it's just fap bait "I apologize for having urges when you don't fuck me" I mean I get why she's pissed but it's overblown