Everytime me and my boyfriend go out to have fun something bad

What happens to him, and no you don't need to do any crazy shit.

>>18429022
we had fun in austin. he lost his phone. turns out he left it on top of car and it got ran over.

this week he's white annnd we made redneck pool. I was fine in the sun but his back is blistering now. ;(

we were supposed to buy drinks but then his phone got smashed in my car door.
things like that.

He claims he usually has good luck just not around me. I've always been painfully lucky. I know as if luck is a valid variable.

>>18429061
Maybe tell him to stop being so careless

>>18429121
I love you anon

>>18429061
He is blaming you in a roundabout way for his bad luck.

Sounds like he is really careless with his phone. The sunburn is his fault too.

>>18429061

He's not bad luck - what he is, is a fucking moron.

Dump him, or better yet castrate him so he doesn't further pollute the gene pool