Anyone know any surefire suicide methods? Don't mind if

Jump off a tall structure.
Don't do it tho

Any fall over 125ft
Slash the jugular/that one in your thigh
Get a hold of cyanide potassium from a gold seller and down it all

Nothing is surefire though, even when everything seems right. Always some little mistake you make that """"""saves your life"""""".

t. suicide survivor

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don't bother anonette, it'll suck and you'll end up worse off. Read a book, try Hamlet.

You can't get a shotgun?

Just hang yourself from a tree branch then, look up how to tie a noose.

>>18427495
>Any fall over 125ft
Brad asked his instructor: "Are we going to die?" The only response his instructor, a veteran of 2000 tandem jumps, could give was "I don't know."

>>18427498
not surefire at all
Very high chance of life with brain damage
Both before and after