I identify as homosexual but want to try fucking women. How do

>>18427316
Write on scantily clad women's instagram that you would like to. Be very explicit and kind of rude, they love that.

Stop being a faggot for starters.

>>18427316
learn to dance. Go to nightclub. Easier than being rich and more effective. 99% of men in the club setting dont know what the fuck theyre doing with their body and in comparison will be no competition. Buy a mirror.

Just make a tumbleresque profile about it on Tinder
You'll be flooded in pussy

Tell them you're gay. It triggers some response in them to try and turn you straight or something

Could you do us a favor and put a condom on your shitcock?

>>18427316
trust me man, just stick with men. better yet, swear yourself to celibacy. but forreal stay away from women

>tfw wish daily you had developed/been born gay

>>18427316
Stare at them like a territorial gorilla, then walk up and hit them with a one liner.

Guaranteed puss

>>18427316
Why? I don't want to try men. Faggots are weird, pick a fucking team.

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>>18427316
Fuck if I know

>>18427316
Keep your AIDS-ridden fuckholes to yourself, faggot

>>18427316
>identify as homosexual
>identify
Get that liberal commie shit outta here. Either you are a faggot or you are not.

>>18427328
>Either you are a faggot or you are not
fuck off with your revisionist shit.
OP made a conscious choice to become a faggot
>>18427316
go get a hooker you degenerate and seek help

>>18427316
You aren't a homo then.

>>18427316
Same way heteros do it.

>>18427316
Demonstrate your cock sucking technique on their BFs.

If you're Gay and don't know how to get a woman to fuck you, then you're a failure at being gay.

>>18427332
I'm not familiar with heterosexual mating culture. But would it be considered a fair trade if I sucked her BF's cock in exchange for getting to tap that pussy? I am told my oral skills are very good.

>>18427334
reverse cuckold lol

>>18427321
This. Lots of fag hags out there.

>>18427316
>right click
>save image

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>>18427321
weirdly this, but you gotta try and say shit like "I just wanna try being straight" so that the woman can be a slut and justify it as helping a friend later on to everyone else.

>>18427316
All these suggestions won't work because you're on 4chan like the rest of us.
Go find yourself a prostitute. One of those fancy ones.

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>>18427316
If I knew I'd tell you anon

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>>18427323
> trust me man, just stick with men.

>>18427334
DO what all men do, find a fat chick and practice. Then when you get confident and smooth go after the next level up of hotness. Fat chicks will even let you tap that ass too.

Gf is a fruit fly, so all I can say is: ape David Bowie as much as you can, be glam af (bonus If you look androgynous), and buy them dinner. Boom you're gettin laid.

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>>18427316
Ask a chick friend of yours. Say you want to try it and if they don't find you totally repulsive and know that your gay and have seen you get gay with dudes chances are they may let you try it once.
I've known tons of gay dudes that have done that. It's be like if a straight friend told you they wanted to try gay sex. You'd probably do it if they weren't a hideous chud.
I've banged a few "lesbians" myself.