Hey /soc/ I think I'm ready to kill myself. Been thinking

Fuck off attention whore

>>18425771
Thanks pal

>>18425770
can I have all your stuff

>>18425773
It's not much but yeah. I got a tiny dog that looks like master splinter that will need a new dog mom

>>18425774
why you want kill?

>>18425775
2 hard 2 explain

>>18425776
I don't even want to yknow
I just feel like I have to

Y tho. You got a good reason to kys? Just curious

Like is it just a depression thing?

>>18425777
Are u cute?

Did you dishonor your family

>>18425776
hey yeah show us your nudes dude. dick pic + timestamp; live on in history (at least our browser histories)

>>18425778
I've just always really wanted to. Can't make the thoughts stop. Only way to make them stop is if I'm dead. I'm not really depressed, I'm just tired of having an internal debate with myself daily about killing my self

>>18425780
That's up for discussion I suppose

>>18425783
I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide nigga

>>18425781
Oh my dude I'm sure I have

>>18425782
Smashing idea
>>18425785
When ur right ur right my guy

>>18425774
wait your a fem anon? post tits.... also you just need a good dick down

>>18425788
I've gotten some gud dong in my day

If you live in Ontario Canada want to hang out and do a bunch of drugs first?

>>18425787
so when you gonna do it?

>>18425790
You're a sweeti pic but I live very far

>>18425770
dont do it op please i love you

>>18425789
thats your problem, its not something you do back in the day, then reminisce about, you have biological need to regularly get fucked, got snapchat? what state do you live in?

>>18425792
aus?

>>18425791
I'm thinking about tonight but realistically it'll probably just be sometime this month

What is your age? And maybe u should talk to someone like a therapist

>>18425796
would you let anyone watch in person? or is that too sick for you?

>>18425794
I usually date ladies I don't think I really have a biological need to get railed on the reg
>>18425795
Florida my dude
>>18425793
You are a nice bean and I appreciate u but I must dew the dew

>>18425797
I'm 23 and I've been to therapists and whatnot I just really wanna do it but I know I shouldn't but I still really wanna
>>18425798
Boi I'd be down for that shit anytime

>>18425800
Okay... how actually serious are you about this? I'd be down to watch the light fade from your eyes and feel the moment your pulse stops.

>>18425799
ohh man, you fell for the lesbian jew, honestly your depressed because of femanism...browse /pol/ for a few weeks and work on returning to traditional values, i think youll be suprised at how much better it makes you feel....

Ok so what way would you wanna go out then? I'd prefer old age or somethin bur if your dead set on it. What method would you do

>>18425802
I am the lesbian Jew but I'm not too into the radical feminist stuff

>>18425803
I wanna take all my xanax and cut my wrists or throats open. That's the way I've mostly thought about

>>18425804
come out to Cali, we should hang out, you seem nice, your just going through a rough period of time, ive been there too, and still am desu, but the best things you can do is just try to mix things up and do things differently for a while...think about going on a pilgrimage, if you are really Jewish
then go on your birthright and visit israel.. if your not consider walking the Camino de Santiago in spain

>>18425805
Not throats, I only have one throat.

So overdose and blood loss? Got anything more original. I mean if your serious about it u should think of an original suicide to be remembered by

>>18425806
Been to Israel! Loved it, I have family there. What part of cali? I go to Oakland sometimes.
I don't know if it's rough, it's just weird

>>18425805
Come to cali. Let me watch you die. I'll live stream it for you too.

>>18425808
Why I gotta be all remembered and shit.
I can just die quietly in my bed

>>18425810
Do u want me to touch ur wiener before I die
Can u cum on my eyes before I go

>>18425770
I got broken up with last night and it hurts. I've battled depression for years and had a few attempts myself.

Sad that it came to this, my friend. Good luck to you in the next life.

PS. If you actually do it, do it right. Medical bills are bullshit enough to make you wish you had tried harder.

>>18425770
You should go out to the middle east and get raped to death

Isn't being remembered the whole point of suicide. Like to leave an impact of some sort. Might as well live a full to fullish life if you just wanna die in a bed with no real reason for it

>>18425812
...so you aren't serious about dying then.

>>18425815
No I feel like being dead is the real reason for suicide
>>18425813
Yeah I had a hefty bill after last time. Sorry about your break up man, hope you feel better soon

>>18425812
Time stamp with knife and xanax or this is bullshit

>>18425816
Oh no I am. It's just not very likely that I'll go to cali so you can watch me probably just overdose

>>18425819
Why not? You won't need your money anyways, just get a flight. It'll ensure nobody you know can go to your apartment to check on you.

>>18425815
Not at all. Some people develop it for certain reasons. Some people get dealt a bad hand and are born with a fucked up head. Life is very weird when it all stops making sense. It can be brought on by traumatic experiences, or as I've had it, just purely due to chemical fuck ups in the head.

>>18425817
You know what? It's all good, my man. Every relationship I've had, the girl got better looking and treated me better. That's the thing that's given me hope.

Ann hirro sounds like an asian saying oh hello lol

>>18425822
hearty kek

>>18425822
I try to please

>>18425812
dont listen to him, come to Cali and touch my wiener, and live happily ever after

Pepperoni nipples

>>25355709
thats you?

>>18425826
Yep
>>18425827
Yep

Time stamp if it's really you. Also consider your options fully b4 kys.

I think its real nice real nice rose tatto

Have u considered murder instead. Since we're on the topic of death

>>18425831
Now were talking fallowed by a suicide bombing

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my snapchat is jcoastal7 hmu...pic related: me... bb love the sacred geometry tat btw..you ever go to music festivals?

>>18425833
Nice penis bro

>>25355709
is your name samantha?

>>18425828
Hey op are you autistic too

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>>18425831
Is be down for an old fashion murderin'
>>18425833
Oh no sweet child
>>18425835
No

>>18425833
lol sorry if thats shameless of me, im just bored

>>18425836
I am not

>>18425837
to murder or be murdered?

>>18425837
how old are you anyway?

>>25355709
>>18425837
dammit. now my dick's hard. thanks a lot.

Why not both. Crazy murder spree into suicide by cop

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>Gaise I'm gonna kill myself, give me attention
>Nah, probably not tonight.
>More attention pls
>Check me out thanks for the attention
>mfw I volunteer at a suicide hotline and you've made me wonder how many people I've talked out of something horrific were just attention starved to the degree in which you are

>>18425839
Thats too bad autisim is great sometimes i think i get sad cause my stomach feels weird and no one talks. So i just tell that feeling to go fuck it self and then im ok emotions are stupid

join our skype call https://join.skype.com/obq5X1jhIg3K

>>18425844
I've called the hotlines and junk and they do wonders. People sometimes just need to talk to someone. Do I like-a the attention sometimes? Yeh. Am I vocal about how ready to get on and get to everyone I know? No. It's nice to talk to strangers about it. I wanna kms but I really don't. It's an internal argument goin on daily and I'm just kinda over it. So yeah maybe tonight maybe not tonight I don't know but I know it's gonna happen.
Also why volunteer at a crisis hotline if you're gonna be upset with people needing attention when they wanna off themselves.
>>18425841
23

>>18425840
I'm down to get straight up murked

If you dont really wanna kill yourself i highly suggest getting a cat they help with the no emotions thing

>>18425849
What he said or maybe a dog since they rely on you and show affection openly

>>18425850
I got a lil pup and he's kinda been my anchor

>>18425851
No such thing as to many dogs. Each with a different personality that can help you in your times of need. Maybe volunteer at an animal shelter or dog daycare

>>18425851
your puppy NEEDS YOU!

Kittens are great

>>18425770
I'm 25. If you fly me there, we can make the news, murder/suicide style.

>>18425853
>>18425852
Thanks folks

>>18425856
Have you considered not being a pussy?

Question: show asshole.
Thx

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>>18425856
hey your reaally great, i love you

>>18425811
Glue your hands to your head and use a razor wire noose

>>18425847

Age 23? Feel like a failure because all of the people your age are out with careers and families? Are you just a sad Jew or sad because you're a Jew? Need the details. Life's not fair for you, but God damn it's not fair for all of us.

>>18425770
don't do it

Livestream when?

>>18425770
Please be Brandon
Or Twinkie

if youre a girl i hope you killed yourself fucking attention whoring cunt

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>>18425864
Dang that hurts man

>>18425866
For fuck sake, you're still around???
Fuck this I'm taking a vacation.

>>18425861
I fell asleep my b y'all
I don't feel like a failure, i just don't like the whole waking up every day and having emotions, dealing with other emotions, doing stuff, trying to filll a void by doing exciting things, Wasting money to travel so you don't feel so alone, finding a hobby so you're not bored. I'm just kinda Bored with all that

>>18425866
This guy is such an ugly fuck and he won't stop spamming his pic everywhere, it's annoying and gross

>>18425868
Let's be honest, ur never gonna kys
It's obvious that ur not motivated to do it
But hey at least ur hot body won't be going to waste

Okay. So, you're going to kill yourself, right? Go take out a fuck ton of credit cards. Splurge on anything you want. Try heroin. You're going to die anyway, you might as well make the most of the short-ass time YOU set for yourself. Trip BALLS.

Or, turn your fucking life around, dude. Check yourself into a hospital. You *really* want to die? That's so lame! You ever climb a mountain? Go climb one. You ever seen the rest of the world? Go check it out, ball out in another country for a little bit- living there is a whole different challenge. You're stupid if you think you've experienced anything. Go cook some Brazilian desserts. Learn how to taxidermy. Throw yourself into new things repeatedly and often. Start taking some college classes. Do some crazy shit, like climbing an abandoned building. Speed down a road. Find some random people on craigslist. Sneak into a hotel. Smoke a SHIT TON of weed. Go to a concert and punch someone in the face. Dye your hair a different color- fuck it, shave it off.

Your options really don't have to be limited. I'm not telling you to *not* kill yourself, but at least go out with a bang. Your last ditch effort to find a reason to live has to be one you take with all the energy you have. Reach out to your family, your co-workers, whoever. Make a list of all the people you see in an average day, all of the things that depend on you to live (like your sweet little pupper, which is a great reason to stay alive). The social world is a series of webs and we're all in it. You leaving wouldn't be good for anyone.

>>18425868
Can you give me all your money? Either that or turn straight and be my gf

>>18425869
Everywhere you look on here recently fucking Twinkie pops his little manlet faggot face in it.
Ugghh lol

>>18425871
I dig it
>>18425872
Maybe

>>18425874
Are you dead yet?

>>18425874
Screw that guy! Be my gf i have a bigger weiner.

I spent some time in the psych ward after a """""failed suicide attempt""""""
It's easy to tell the fakes like you from people who actually want to kill themselves and aren't looking for free attention.

Just think of how annoying you sound
>UGH CANT WAIT TO KILL MYSELF!!!
>two weeks later
>UGH STILL GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

Just simply saying you're going to do it, is a fucking cry for help. Come back once you have an actual plan, a date, and a fucking letter.

Don't be that person who checks in to the hospital, VOLUNTARILY, claiming to have tried to kill themselves downing 12 childrens tylenols.