I've only used a urinal once when I was a child so I don't

>>18422513
You already posted the how to guide

normally I just go in the sink

>>18422513
what the actual fuck? do you sit down to piss every single time? i don't understand how you could ruminate this intensely about something as simple as pissing into a giant hole in the wall

>>18422525
Yeah I sit down when I use the bathroom.
It's nice

>>18422531
You're not alone, I do that too.

>>18422525
>what the actual fuck? do you sit down to piss every single time?

I do this, as a male. What's the fucking rush in the bathroom?

>>18422837
>>18422829
>>18422531
Found the emasculated cucks

>>18422531
>>18422829
>>18422837
Why do you have penis, again?

>>18422513
Jesus. How you've gone on for this long without learning this basic ass skill is beyond me. Alright, here's a crash course:
>Do I hold my penis?
Obviously. You need to be PRECISE as a rookie. You wouldn't want your urinal mates laughing at your piss-poor accuracy, right?
>Do I even touch it?

No free-handing before you have 3 years of urinal peeing experience down. I'm deadly serious.
>Do I pull my pants down, or do I poke my cock though my tighty-whities?
Trick question, change into your peeing kilt before you use the urinal. You can change in an empty stall.
>Do I have to be semi-erect, or completely flaccid?
Full mast, full power. Urinals are built for maximum speed and efficiency. Hunker down by squatting slightly, feet shoulder-width apart. Grab onto your urinal mates shoulders if possible. They'd expect the same from you of course. Then aim your rock hard dick at the wall of the urinal and give out your best kiai. Really just bellow out like a maniac to force the piss out. Don't be that guy that holds up the line. If you need a place to get hard, use an empty stall.

>>18422513
I literally don't believe your story.

>>18422858
How OP manages to pee flacid baffles me...