I'm going on a trip with my family for about a month. We

>>18411949
I laughed hard at this.

Just think about other shit and not about jerkin your gherkin.

Depends - any chance you can not wash your pants during?

>>18411980
just don't do it

Take a shit
Open /s/ on your phone (or /d/ or /hm/ if you're into that) and have your necessary wank.

>>18411949
Just fap in the shower, fucking noob.

>>18411949
Fap when you poop, duh!

When you get back, enlist and go through boot camp.

If your drill sergeant is training you right, you won't even want to fap for the entirety of the experience.

>>18412068
this

>>18412068
/thread

>>18411949
on a side note, a month trip with family, that sounds like a special kind of hell. good luck!