>be me
>have girlfriend that lives in Texas
>she's going to be flying in next month
>she's flying in to visit me next month
>know that sex is gonna happen one of the times she comes over
>both virgins
How do I not fuck this shit up? Help me lose my v-card, /adv/.
>>18408051
Fuck, just realized I put "flying in next month" twice.
>>18408054
good sign dude, maybe you'll get laid twice too
>>18408051
> ldr cancer
> buying a plane ticket for some fugg
> h-help me out guise wat do I do
Well for starters kill your self retard. We dont need your kind procreating in this already damned world.
>>18408067
Yay me!
>>18408084
if you can figure out where to put it