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I'm hiring a prostitute later today. I'm a 20 y.o.

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I'm hiring a prostitute later today. I'm a 20 y.o. kissless virgin. Pic related is her. I'm gonna wear a condom obviously but is it safe to tongue kiss?
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Go ahead. Should be fine
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Get a hooker who's not a landwhale
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>>18403781
You really want to do this OP? losing your virginity to a prostitute?
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>>18403786
not this shit debate again. give the boy a break.
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>>18403781
A prostitute looking like that? that's like better looking than 100% of femanons here

I'd hire her too.
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>>18403781
Herpes, if she has it is just unsightly, not dangerous. Unless she has open sores or wounds in her mouth, you shouldn't catch anything.
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>>18403799
meh, 90% of people have herpes anyway.
>>18403781
OP you know some hookers aren't willing to kiss?
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>>18403781
>is it safe to tongue kiss

kek
you know that you'd be tonguing thousands men's dicks
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>>18403781
Its really up to you. I had a hooker back 2013 as my first. At first I said no kissing but I lost myself to lust shortly afterwards. I kind of hate I lost my vCard to a hooker but who cares had sex yo. Live it up while you can but take caution etc
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>>18403834
Also how much are you paying her and for how long op?
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Did you tell her you are a virgin? Do so if you haven't.
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>>18403841
better price? special treatment?
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>>18403786
who gives a fuck? For some of us it's the only way to get a woman.
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>>18403781
>kissing prostitutes
anon pls
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>>18403843
Nah, but she'll be patient and maybe take the lead a bit and show you how some things are done.
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>>18403834
>I kind of hate I lost my vCard to a hooker
>but who cares had sex yo
You obviously care. I kind of don't understand it. I'm 22y/o kissless virgin but I don't really feel urge to stick my dick in living cum-dumpster just for the sake that I did it. I can get the same kind of emotion out of a piece of silicon, I just don't have to pay it on regular basis and be worried that I'm going to catch something.
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>>18403781

kissing a hooker....
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She gonna hurt you OP....physically
She's built like a brick shithouse

When you have to cum, tell her that you want to titty fuck her and take your condom off. that's some rack she's got.
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>>18403781
It's like going to the shopping mall and licking the handrail but if that's what you want to do nobody's going to stop you.
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nothing is 100% safe. you could die driving to meet the escort
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Honestly at 20 years I wouldn't bother going it
Like holy fuck is this your hopes and dreams
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>>18403793
this lmao
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>>18403786
Why not? He has needs like everyone else. Plus once he enters a real relationship he's gonna have at least some experience
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>>18403793
You said it dude, shit they need to make hookers legal everywhere imo.
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>>18403793
>>18404055
>>18405143

Photoshop says hi. What is ideal is if the pics are verified by a website as being genuine.
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Holly hell where you find her? Nice giant tits. Hook us up OP.
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That's a hot as fuck hooker. Prepare to get catfished. (She's not who she says she is or she's gained 60lbs)
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>>18405171
You guys don't think she looks a bit chubby around the face? I mean, she's a good 7 or 8. Lots of them look that good.
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>>18405180
Id knock the bottom out of that. Its not a marriage proposal. But the sex I am sure would be fun.
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>>18403781
Where did you find her??
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>>18405171
Nigger, you must be a nigger. That bitch is fat as fuck and disgusting. Only a dumb nigger would think that she's attractive.
>>18405180
>she's a good 7 or 8
Yeah if she lost about 60 pounds. Right now she's like 3 or 4 and that's being generous.
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>>18405245
your underrating her id say minimum a 5/6
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>>18405245
LOL rated by a 8th grader
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>>18405258
this, for a prostitute on a budget 5/6 is about right
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>>18405245
Lol I'm no nigger, just not a low test faggot.
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>>18405276
Kek
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>>18403817
So does your mother but you still kiss her
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>>18405260
I'm 31. And if you sincerely believe that the girl in OP's pic isn't fat you need to get your eyes checked. There's thicc and there's fat. That girl is clearly fat. She's posing in such a way to make her seem slightly slimmer than she really is, but on face value she's legit overweight and that's a fact. Like you can see her gut that she's trying to suck in. She's got obviously fat feet and flabby arms. Bitch is fat, you fat sympathizing faggot. Stop letting fat people think it's okay to be fat by giving them compliments.
>>18405276
>implying that i'm lost test cause i won't fuck an obviously fat bitch
Please. I've got standards. I'm not trying to fuck fat girls just to get my dick wet. That's just sad if you gotta lower your standards bro or if that's frankly all your capable of pulling.
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>>18405311
>b-but ur mom
lmao did I hit too close
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>>18405313
t. 31 yo virgin
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>>18405313
Your autistic as a mofo. Drink bleach newfag.
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>>18405323
Not really just wanted to make fun of your mom.
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>>18405408
>t. projector

I see. Your mom is a hooker that's why you're triggered at that particular post lmao
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>>18403781
im in a similair situation but i want to go to a brothel
do they provide condoms or do i neeed to buy my own?
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>>18405473
Always pack a few of your own just in case. Normally they are available there.
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>>18405481
alright thanks anon
any advices on picking a condom brand?
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>>18405484
Thats up to you. Cant ever go wrong with Trojan!
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>>18405245
Nigger here. I wouldn't touch her with a pole mate.
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>>18403786
Oh fuck off

OP, this is a great, low-pressure way to have sex so you know what it's like. When I lost my virginity I chose to hook up with someone I didn't have a crush on because I wanted to know what sex was like & to be in the game. Once I did it I had a reference point so I didn't feel like a newfag. Definitely made approaching people I was interested in easier.

To answer your question, it is safe to kiss her. STDs are very hard to catch orally and are reported to the CDC about 1x10^-3 as often. The mouth is self-cleaning, constantly producing saliva and being washed out with food and water. Herpes is a very real possibility- but the thing about herpes is everyone already has it. About half to a third of people have oral herpes (HSV1), and 1/6 people have HSV2. The stigma of herpes is entirely overblown. There are literally people who go on special sites to date others with STD's because they think herpes is comparable AIDS or the cancer-inducing strains of HPV. It's simply not. It can cause some itching about a week out of every five, but usually people even don't notice they have it, or are completely asymptomatic.
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>>18405426
Sure kiddo. I see you're being hostile because of my previous post. If it makes you feel better I'm sorry c:
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>>18403781

How the fuck do you find prostitutes???

I can score chicks on online dating, but I have a girlfriend and want some easy nsa strange on the side.

But I have no clue how to find one.
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You shouldnt pay someone for your first time it should be with someone special
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>>18406265
That's if your life is working the way it's supposed to. Otherwise change plan, abort and try a different approach. Get over this thing that's causing a lot of anxiety and go from there.
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>>18406265
kek good one mate.
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>>18406197

It's ok, I'm sorry about your mom, too:))
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Holy shit she's fucking hot. A bit like Monica Bellucci. Would plough her and probably tongue kiss too
Good luck OP
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>>18403781
Damn OP she's hot! A solid 8-9 imo.
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did you do it yet OP?

what's it like then?

video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvQ1c5khU
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>>18406222
Backpage.com
Women>men
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>>18403781
I have nothing against the sex trade, but why don't you try making it to drinking age at least -- the reason you haven't gotten laid yet is because you give up too easily (See getting a hooker at age 20) and you are making a bigger deal out of sex than it needs to be. Find a girl who you reasonably want to spend time with outside of putting your dick in her and you will probably get laid.

I'm just a stranger giving you internet advice, but you are going to have a lot harder time getting laid in the future once you have an std -- and no, condoms aren't going to really protect you from the most common one - hpv.
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Anyone who says not to do it is a faggot. She's a little bit thick for my tastes, but if you like her go right ahead.

Pic related is a man who lost his virginity to a hooker at age 16. A man who ended up sending men to the moon, and ending the Cuban Missile Crisis, ended up writing the Civil Rights Act in the 60s protecting people from racial discrimination, a man who ended up having an affair with the biggest sex symbol of his time, and then being shot because he tried to reveal the corruption in US government. A real American hero.

>"If I don't have a woman every few days, I get a terrible headache." - John F. Kennedy
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>>18403781
If the problem it's about "safe kissing", just it say to her. Believe or not, prostitutes are really good persons. They understand about a lot of problems and almost always try to help.
Trust me, just say to her what you really want and you'll how much she'll help you.
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>>18403781
>paying to fuck THAT
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I lost mine at 23. There's still time to do it the organic way.
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>>18407813
>>18403781
I hired a hooker at age 18 and I date just fine now at age 24.

There is no standard you must adhere to. Do what you want. Your sexuality is your own to control.
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>>18403781
I thinks that's a tranny dude....seriously.
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>>18408519
Not like I'd pay to fuck anyone but she looks fine to me kid.
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>>18403781
Op thats some retarded shit to do your only 20. Your young and obviously I dont know if your ugly and shit but it's really not that hard to go hook up with someone. Go to a party, get tinder or something you don't need to fuck some whale of a prostitute to validate yourself
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All I can say is have fun OP and enjoy yourself.

I lost my virginity at 23 to this Escort, (If you're Canadian feel free to look her up via the name there, she has a site.) I told her it was my first time ahead of time and she was really professional and nice about that. She even wore a maid costume for me too and it was pretty much fulfilling a fantasy.

I'd say find a professional like that if you plan to lose your virginity. Be careful and good luck!
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If the females around you knew you were a virgin, it would drastically increase your chances of getting laid. Banging a prostitute will decrease your chances of ever getting laid again if future females find out.
I would bang you, but not if you've done a prostitue. Too much risk.
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>>18409803
>Too much risk.
This. I'd need to see some STD papers confirming your dick wasn't diseased.
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>>18409803
>If the females around you knew you were a virgin, it would drastically increase your chances of getting laid.
Who isn't in planet earth, you or me?
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>>18409803
>If the females around you knew you were a virgin, it would drastically increase your chances of getting laid.
Ha
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>>18409803
>If the females around you knew you were a virgin, it would drastically increase your chances of getting laid

okay explain this one to me. I have met guys who want virgin girls and met guys who like girls who are experienced at sex. This should be the exact same with women no?
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>>18409976
It kinda turns you into a challenge
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>>18409991
You're confusing the abstaining virgin with the can't get laid to save his life virgin.
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>>18403781
If youre worried about aids or herpes they can be transmitted by kissing through open sores. If its cold sores you can get it if shes having an outbreak and you have a cut in or on your mouth. Could be something minor you cant even see from a cracker or a chip. Having said that you can see if she has a cold sore so thats not a lot to worry about.

Honestly mouth herps isnt a huge deal either. Cold sores are incredibly common. I got them from some slew years ago. I get an outbreak every few years and it looks like a pimple then it goes away after a short time.


Aids however, same deal. Micro cuts will do it. You cant see that shit. At the same time odds are super low youll make any contact that will cause it.
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>>18405313
I think girl in OP is too big but you're obviously an autistic fag.
Hint: men who are over critical with female appearances to the point they get mad at what other men are lusting after are either virgins or barely get any ass

Lmao
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>>18409999
Nice digits. There are some girls - a minority, but they exist - who find the idea of taking a guy's virginity exciting. Not because it's a "challenge," it's just sort of a rush - that sense of "he'll remember me forever" coupled with getting to take the lead and mould and teach him (to do exactly what they want, of course).

Some inexperienced girls also like the idea of having sex with a virgin because it's less intimidating. The first time I had sex my girlfriend was a virgin and when I (reluctantly) told her that I was a virgin too she got the purest look of relief/excitement that I've ever seen on another human being's face. Like, "Oh my god, now I get to find out about sex without feeling like you're going to be judging me."

Not trying to make it sound like being a virgin is generally seen as attractive but it is a positive to some women, not many.
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>>18410029
Ok so she didn't know.
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>>18403781

You're giving up your virginity to her?? Ugh such low standards, OP. TSK TSK
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>>18403781
dont kiss her
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>>18410040
I don't understand what you mean. Explain?
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c'mon OP, spill the beans:

how did it go?

there are countless virglets who are counting on living vicariously through your lurid experience.
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>>18403781
suck it in, love!
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>>18405473
Most girls prefer to use their own rather than the client's. Too many stealthing stories doing the rounds.

t. former hooker.
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>>18410613
lmao
how old are you now?
single? married?
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>>18403781
fucking gross.
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>>18403907
No you fucking can't. I'm the same age as you and in the same situation, but I'll definitely be getting a hooker
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>>18410613
did you ever have a virgin or just a young, very shy guy as a customer? please tell me some stories
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>>18409809
Yea hpv is kind of scary
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>>18410781
your face is kind of scary.
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>>18410816
Have fun dying of cancer faggot, good luck when you finaly meet some one and your balls are full off cysts and shit.
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>>18411002
hey bby :)
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>>18409803
>If the females around you knew you were a virgin, it would drastically increase your chances of getting laid
Ha
>Wow that 18+ guy is still a virgin!?
>Yeah must be something wrong with him
What planet do you live on? The majority of girls would think the guy have something wrong with him, there is a small niche of virgin hunters but good luck finding one.
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>>18403786
80% of males are repulsive to females. It's a lot more common than you think.
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>>18407805
this

OP, give us the gory details
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>>18410616
>how old are you now?
Old. Mid-thirties.
>single? married?
Married, and nope, he has no idea.

>>18410661
Yes... Had quite a few young, shy guys and/or virgins. It was always a very special experience to be someone's first. I have some good memories.
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>>18411068
>he has no idea
oh shit lol
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>>18411068
>Married, and nope, he has no idea.

>women

pic related
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>>18403781
Post more of that thiccness
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>>18411068
>and nope, he has no idea.


I hope this is bait

you are disgusting
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>>18411156
>implying working girls cannot get married
>implying women could ever be honest
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>>18409741

wow
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>>18411023
>he fell for the 80/20 meme

Stop going on /r9k/.
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>>18411022
So 18 is the cutoff now?
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>>18403843
Probably higher price because you're young and desperate.
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>>18403781
Let it roar, anon. I'd do it to, I should've done that a long time ago. Just hire the one hooker that I like every month.
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OP dont do it you'll probably regret it and you'll risk future relationships

im 29 and never slept with a woman and im still waiting for the right one to come
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Fuck this gay earth
>be 21 kissless virgin
>wasn't a thirsty fucker during teen years
>didn't let dick think for me
>afraid to hit on girls because it'd make everything awkward at school for next few years
>lived far from most people
>"hey mom can you drive me to this girls house so we can fuk" = impossible
>have streak of bad luck over years and end up staying virgin
>somehow this means there's something wrong with me and girls will stay away
During my school years there was only one girl who liked me and the only reason I'm not hugless. I miss that feeling when there was hope.
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Well OP did you bang her or what? You said later today and was a few days go.. how was it?
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She is a Brit prostitute guys

http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+nottingham-ng7/real-gfe--full-service--real-gfe---mara/146524972#
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>>18411921
Yeah, it is normal to lose it at 16 or 17.
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>>18405659
>t. guy whose girlfriend has herpes and it was totally from sharing drinks

Classic.
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>>18403781

I could get behind this...
not even a virgin or desperate :)
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>>18412438
Damn now I'm self conscious
So what's the "point of no return" cutoff
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>>18403781
Enjoy being a STuD OP
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