What can I do to be less of a bum?
>be a 19 y/o male in Brooklyn, NY
>be the laughing stock of all of your friends, and a disappointment to your family by being a functioning NEET
I'm done doing virtually nothing with my life, but I have no idea how to start since I'm so autistic.
Any ideas on how anyone could get back on their feet from living as a zombie for a couple years?
>>18400397
I was in a similar situation (except not in the 1% you fucking faggot).
I joined the military
I'm shipping out next month
>>18400410
What made you join the military?
>>18400422
>was a dumb teenager
>went to college
>wee wa I'm gonna learn some shit
>4 years later
>learn some shit
>nothing applicable to real job
>pop was military
>military now says join up, turn your degree to commission
That's that.
I can turn my dumbass academic degree into real world money.
>>18400431
Fuck, good on you for your practicality there.
I'm in my second freshman year of college . I'm still a dumb teenager like you were, just trying to make a better decision now that I'm aware of my stupidity.
>>18400449
If I was practical, I'd have chosen something better once upon a day
But I'm not bitter
I wouldn't be me if I didn't do what I did
Anyways, since you're half way through college, try to do all the stereotypical shit
Talk to people
Go to parties
Get fucked up
I regret not doing that enough
>>18400397
I am a 23 year old male from brooklyn NY.
I recommend you start hitting the gym. Stop Fapping and start Socializing.
>>18400462
That's exactly what made me dumb!
I feel like I blew a lot of my time and potential focusing on pussy, getting fucked up, talking to people aimlessly, and partying.
I get the whole socializing aspect of it, but it all seems like a waste of time to me now.
Like there's something pressing that needs my attention
>>18400471
Thank you for that sound advice
>>18400485
Ha
If we fused maybe we'd be a whole person
You're still young though
Do the social thing but also remember that you're paying for school so it should be your #1 priority
Also that other nigger is right
GYM
I learned that when I was 25.
Way too late
Lift bitch
You're young. You can lift like a motherfucker, you just don't know it til you try
>>18400491
Gotcha
I'll double down on my priorities and level it with being human
Why lift?
>>18400511
>I'll double down on my priorities and level it with being human
Yep do that
>Why lift?
Because it'll make you feel good about yourself
The obvious reason is that women will like you more
It's true
They will. A lot
But it's mostly for you. Since you're young you'll pack it on.
You ever watch that Arnold clip about him saying "It's like cumming. Cumming all the time"
I'm no Arnold but he's partially right
It really really feels good
Lift because it feels good
Because it makes you healthier
Because women think you're sexier
And because since you're young, it's easier now
>>18400521
How often do you do calisthenics?
>>18400524
On rest days I do a few pushups
But they're nothing to compare to real lifts
Calisthenics is to lifts like praying at home is to going to church
>>18400431
How much?
>>18400534
70k when my training is done
Only more after promotions