How do I answer "what do you do?" questions as NEET?

Buuuump

I study and write about [whatever you're blogging or shitposting about]. I work in [general field].

No need to be specific. They don't care anyway.

>>18399525
Just say you're in between jobs.

Alternatively, say you were recently laid off and naturally people won't ask anymore about that

>>18399601
This. One time I said drinking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Dude laughed and moved on to the next question.

>I'm getting a double degree in trollology and memeology while kickstarting my /pol/itical career on a Laotian LGBT incubator
That'll do.

>>18399525
just say youre taking some time off

>>18399638
They won't ask any further, that's for sure.

I was thinking something along the lines of "quit course, because it didn't suit me. Now I'm figuring out what to do next." It's kinda true, so.