>never had a real girlfriend >want it more then everything

Step 1. Quit smoking
Step 2. Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
Step 3. Repeat after me, "quit being a wussy".

You smoke cigarettes or marijuana?

>>18398878
cigs

>>18398822
stfu wussy

>>18398731
It's the smoke. It represents something else. Filling a void of sorts. For me it's boredom, which is a result of doing nothing with my life. So smoking is a result of having no real goals to stress myself over. It helps to mask that hole.

Why do you smoke, anon?

>>18399105
well i quited a few times for a good amout of time each (around 2-4 months) but then shit happend and i couldent face it on my own
>i smoke beacuse i dont have gf
i had a few runs with some girls but non of them i really liked, the last girl i acaully girl ended up fucking with one of my best friends so that was like one of the turn backs

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The solution is simple.

We... kill the boyfriend.

>>18399193
Is that scene actually possible to pull off irl?

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>>18399198
The skull is surprisingly thin, especially at the temples and at the bottom of the eye socket.

I'm not sure how feasible it is to slam someone's head towards a table with sufficient force, though - you are only using your arm vs their entire back muscles.

>>18399193
if not that strong he might beat me

>>18399286

And after his blood's all over your hands, and you're in jail for life, I'm sure she'll want you then.

>>18399316
You'd be surprised how many women want to save "a bad boy".

>>18398731
I spend a lot of time feeling bad for myself so I speak from experience. It's a complete waste of time, you can't change what happened in the past and today has enough troubles to worry about to spend too much time thinking about tomorrow. The best times in your life happen when you say "fuck it" and exist in the moment. Get your ass up off the computer right fucking now and go do something fun. Don't think about that taken girl, don't think about your past failures or anything else. Go flirt with a bunch of other QTs. Don't even have any goals in mind just have fun. It's summer don't waste your time on bullshit.