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I'm concerned for my friend. He is a very sweet guy, caring,

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I'm concerned for my friend. He is a very sweet guy, caring, and generous, but he is overweight, has a scraggly beard, and is really nerdy. Me and him get along great and are into very similar things, but hes recently gotten with a girl who is... well, nothing like him. She has tattoos, dresses like a porn star, and seems like shes leeching money from him. He says when she borrows money she pays him the money back, but I really don't believe him, hes so nice hes one to lie in someone's favor. I need to get rid of this bitch... what do?
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>>18395076
tell him you'll suck his dick if he leaves her.
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>>18395076
Look he's just getting his dick wet and probably knows she's using. Are you willing to suck him up if she's gone? Maybe bust out her tail light put some drugs under her seat and report a drunk lady
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>>18395095
what if I am?
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>>18395179
Wait... Do you like this guy?
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>>18395076
OP, suck his dick
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>>18395188
I do...
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>>18395191
romantic? or sexually?
both?
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>>18395191
Oh boy.
Well if that's the case then throw yourself at the man and I promise unless you're a landwhale you'll win.
Just tell him you're way into him and if that don't work tell him on top of that you're worried for him because of her.
Them fuck it if that don't either tell him you'll... Do things.
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>>18395191
It's time to put something sexy on. Tight and right. Then put your ass in his face. No panties. Then when you got him you suck that dick for an hour. Swallow but let him see the nut in your mouth before and after you swallow
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>>18395192
Both
>>18395210
I won't win
>>18395229
I cannot compete with this woman at all... in any conceivable way. Shes hotter, plays video games better than me, plays games closer to the ones he plays, and is a better artist than me.
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>>18395076
that's an interesting pic
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>>18395356
Ok hide some h under her seat. Take out her license plate lights and report a drunk lady when she leaves.
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>>18395366
And you probably have a wetter pussy. Just tell him your pussy is so tight and in heat. Guys love it when a woman is in heat.
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>>18395229
YOU AGAIN?

OP just let it go, hes probably well aware of the situation, just wants some sex is all
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Listen, Jay, you sound jealous. Be happy for Silent Bob. He has found something real. Your twisted imagination made you believe you two had something, but it takes two to tango, and he does not swing that way. Let him be happy.
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>>18395076
If hes getting pussy let him pay shes basically a prostitute its better to have a personal whore and contract hiv
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I'm a pretty chill guy not a misognystic basement virgin but you're being a total roastie, missus. I can probably guarantee you were not interested in this niceguy loser before he was hooking up with someone but, presumably you strung him along for attention, now hes getting his dick wet you suddenly develop feelings. Do him a favour and rid yourself from his life, I mean it. Even if he's making a mistake it's his to make and you shouldn't let shallow jealousy stand in the way of that. Please,unless you had genuine feelings before she appeared, please just leave him alone.
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>>18395076
OP I guarantee you he doesn't give a shit about whatever money she's leeching off of him when he's busting a nut deep in her wet pussy every night. Sorry that you don't measure up but did you try to go after him before all this? Maybe you should just unzip his pants one day and start sucking him off. That might work.
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>>18395076
What does Donad drumpf have to do with this post?
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why aren't you fucking this guy if you care so much about him. or just fucking talk to him. baka women so passive.
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>>18395076

>TFW the roles reverse and "nice girls" complain because bitches get all the D.

It's a good feeling.

> but he is overweight, has a scraggly beard, and is really nerdy.

Sounds like me, there is hope yet.
This guy has a pornstar and a "nice" girl out for him.

Don't worry, she'll definitely hurt him and leave him. He's sounds like too much of an easy target it would be no surprise at all if he's being used.

Normally I'd be the first to recommend underhanded tactics, such as >>18395095
>Maybe bust out her tail light put some drugs under her seat and report a drunk lady

But jail, probation, legal fee's?

It'll just make her more dependant on him, she won't let go.

You need to understand that if she is using him, the only way to get rid of her is to give her someone even more useful. Find more orbiter type "nice" guys. More desperate ones.

These two have a symbiotic relationship, one gets sex, the other gets money. If she can get money elsewhere, she will. He'll however, still be dependant one her, so he may try to out-bid the competition.

This is where you come in. The moment she uses someone else, you be there for him. Straight up go for a kiss.

You need to weaken the entirety of the symbiosis. It's not enough to give her what she wants from someone else, you need to loosen his dependency on her too.

Though, there is a small chance, very small, that she is over-correcting. Maybe dated shitty guys and wants him now. Shit, for all we know she might actually be in love.
That will make your job difficult.
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>>18395076
>someones got the green eyed monster for the guy she cucked!

there is nothing you can do: he has to see it for himself and tell her to fuck off. it might take days, weeks, months or years.
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