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Ever since 9th grade I've been embarrassed about my dick. Granted it's mainly because I was a late bloomer (grew six inches in height in my final year of high school) and I was watching a shit-ton of porn, but I was still self-conscious about it. My dad even randomly talked to me when I was starting high school by saying he has a small dick, and whenever someone would try to make fun of him for it he would say, "If bigger was better, we'd worship fat people." I mean, it's stupid, but he managed to procreate, so what should I care, right?
Anyways, came home Saturday unannounced because I wanted to surprise my family, and lo and behold my dad was porking my mom right on the fucking living room couch. The same goddamn couch I would eat Cheerios off of when they would spill out of my bowl when the FoxBox was on. And they panicked and screamed, and my dad has got to have the biggest fucking meatstick I've ever seen. That damn thick smacked his stomach so hard when he jumped up I'm sure he left a bruise. They all thought it was funny. I couldn't help but wonder why he had lied. They asked me if I was home to stay, but I gave them some bullshit excuse of having a room at a Hilton because I needed to cool of from finding out my dad's a liar.
Came home this afternoon. Had my stuff, went upstairs to my old room, and I found my younger brother fucking his girlfriend on my bed. My goddamn fucking bed. And that fifteen year-old piece of shit was almost as hung as our dad. He's four fucking years younger than me. He's almost as tall as I am, way taller than I ever was at his age.
I've refueled my Ford twice just driving all along the Valley. I'm sickened. Why the fuck was I played this hard by the universe?
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>>18393564
How big is your dick OP?
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>>18393718
OP has a 'small' dick and his brother and father have a 'big' dick and he's self conscious about it.
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It's just the way life swings, my man.
I have a bigger dick, but guess what? I have a host of problems I have to deal with that are way more important than the size of my dick. I've dealt with mental illness and a bunch of other terrible things I won't get into right now.
Stop focusing on something so trivial. A man is not measured by the size of his junk. Your goal on this Earth is to be a good person and hopefully fulfill some goals if you can. To get down on yourself for something completely out of your control is silly.
Plus, a partner who cares about your size to the point of not liking for it isn't a true lover at all. A person who loves you will see past it or even enjoy it. The size of your penis really isn't that important, and spoiler alert, having a big dong is more cumbersome than fun. Causing pain is very common for me. Not fun. Had to get a blowjob stopped because my dick was so big. Not fun.
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>>18393564
Aww babe, how big are you? Even if you're only 5 inches, who actually gives a shit about what your dad or younger bro got in their pants. If I were your gf, I wouldn't care bc you're mine and it wouldn't matter to me.
I hope it makes you feel better. Big dick does not equal a good fuck. Trust me, I've had it my first time with my ex and it was pretty terrible.
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>>18393752
Not him, but what is it that a man with a big dick could be doing so wrong?
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>>18393795
Not her, but big dicks are fun to look at but not fun to ride. If the guy is any bigger than 6", I'm not going to enjoy myself. My current boyfriend is about 5.5" and I still need a little warmup before he can go full throttle. Big dicks are annoying, I don't want to climb on top and then yelp in pain from my cervix being immediately mashed. Not even blowjobs are fun with big dicks. Jaw hurts, can't fit it, and so I don't want to do it anymore.
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>>18393795
He was a shit lover and tried to ram me without prep. It's not enjoyable and he never knew/cared to know what he's doing.
It really isn't the size, it's how you do it... he was doing it wrong all the way. really horrible in the sack,... he also never lasted either but stamina's a whole other issue. that (plus other reasons) is why he's my ex.
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>>18393744
>A man is not measured by the size of his junk. Your goal on this Earth is to be a good person and hopefully fulfill some goals if you can. To get down on yourself for something completely out of your control is silly.
Quality-tier advice. You're a good man, anon.
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>>18393795
How is it that we've got easy access to tons of porn featuring huge dicks and girls that are clearly uncomfortable taking them halfway in let alone all the way, but you fags still can't understand why someone wouldn't want a huge cock ramming them? I mean when even the professional sluts regularly squirm around in pain or just don't even bother taking the whole dick you'd think it'd be obvious to people that huge dicks are not actually what every woman wants.
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