Alright /adv/, so how can I fuck my hot neighbor? So here's

Bump, we just met again and chatted for a few minutes. She told me that if I ever need anything I can ask her and whatever

HELP ME GET INTO HER PANTS ADV

Just be yourself

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>>18392566
>She's married but her husband is a manlet
>falling this hard for the hypergamy meme
You're on 4chan asking how to fuck your neighbor's wife. This tells me you lack the skill and experience necessary to pull this off without being murdered, let alone attract her in the first place.

>>18392669

Nigger, I'm 19. If I had any experience I wouldn't be asking on a mongolian tree-carving forum. I'm not going to be murdered (if I do it's for a good cause), chances are the guy isn't even going to find out about it. I live by myself right next to her apartment.

This is a serious thread though, I do want to bone her. Also

>attract her

Her husband is an old manlet, I'm a 19yo bodybuilder/athlete. Fuck you and your smug spongebob reaction images, faggot.

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>>18392707
>getting this asshurt over people saying you're gonna fuck up in a legendary way

I'm serious.
Tell her your intentions, be straight out with it.
She already knows you want to fuck.
Women know that 95% of the time any guy approaches her they want to have sex.
She is in to you.
Tell her flat out, that way there's no misconceptions about your intentions and she knows what's on your mind.

Yes, at first response she more than likely will shame you "WHAT?! WTF" but make sure you stand your ground, and say Yeah, i said it. Be confident in yourself! Do NOT back down if she shames you, don't be like "Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you?" Be Honest. That's her "shit test" so to speak. Tell her that, tell her what you wanna do to her, everything. Make sure you're close in her personal space when you say it then make regular conversation and ask if she wants to go back and fuck in your apartment.

>>18392775

I think this is risky af mate. I know where you're coming from, but being THIS direct knowing her husband lives next door is a lot of risk to take. I was thinking about asking her if she knew a masseuse nearby. I'm an athlete (and she knows this) so this wouldn't be completely random. The idea is to give her an opportunity to come over if she's interested, and from there it's pretty easy to follow up with sex. It won't be necessarily obvious that I want to bone her then, but she'll see the opportunity and come over if she's interested.

Am I overthinking this shit?

Don't do it, that'd be wrong. This won't be your only opportunity to get laid. Don't fuck some dude's wife just because she'd be a big enough whore to have sex with you. Find your own woman. There's TONS out there who are single and willing.

>>18392566
>19
>starved for pussy
>married woman
Nig just don't. If you need pussy go to a brothel or some shit, don't fuck with some other dude

>>18393165

I'm aware it would be wrong. Don't really wanna derail the thread but let's just say opportunities like these are VERY rare for me. Last time I had a chick willingly making out with me was march 2016. When I say I'm starved for this shit, I mean it.

>>18393217

My only time getting laid was in a brothel, and I want to fuck a chick that's doing it because she wants to and not because of money. I know this is probably the silliest thing ever for you oldfags but I want to experience this shit the way it's meant to be experienced.

C'mon lads, this could be my one shot at getting normal sex and I don't wanna waste it. I know this makes me an asshole by definition, but I'd rather be an asshole that has had sex once than the nicest bloke ever that has only fucked escorts. I REALLY don't wanna end up like a /r9k/ autist, and this might be my chance to make it.

Ffs, I just want to bone by neighbor. Just keep the ideas coming.

>>18392566
>I'm starved for pussy so that excuses me from behaving like nigger.
What a nigger.

>>18393252
K here's an idea

Hit a strip club or make friends with the local callgirls. You're a scuzzy cunt.

>>18393165
Cant take the slut out of a bitch, you can only push it in with ur dick. Srsly OP make a.move if she is like that but dont do it at ur place maye. Get a motel and have fun nigga

You sound like a creep who is sexualizing probably totally innocent encounters. I have friends who think like you and almost always fuck up in a big way. If she's older and married she probably has no interest in a relationship with you and if she did she would most likely be the one to initiate since you are much younger.

>tldr don't be the sex pest next door

>>18392566
>She's married, however her husband is a manlet
Be careful, us manlets usually over compensate so expect to get stabbed up or something if he finds out

>>18393364
>this

The baddest men I've ever met have all been manlets. I've seen lots of muscle bound big guys get their shit pushed by messing with the wrong manlet.

>>18392844

You're not overthinking. She is married and lives next door. You are single. Let her make the first move for sure. She could be fucking around with you for attention and has no intention of progressing beyond flirting. If she was single, I would say be more aggressive (because if she is just fucking with you then, oh well...you don't have manlet to deal with)

From your description, it *does* sound like she wants the dick and there's a greater than 50% chance that is the case but still. And when I say "her make the first move" I'm talking about something that goes beyond the touchy flirting - like getting you alone in her apartment (or yours) under some relatively false pretense...you'll know she's receptive when she gets that serious look and/or look of "desire" that you haven't seen before. Or she could go a little further and show some skin "accidentally" - if she does it without saying anything point it out in a friendly manner ("sorry...didn't mean to look"..."you're robe is coming open"...etc.) and her response will *immediately* let you know if she's good to go. If she does the "oops, sorry" thing, just tell her it's ok and that she looks nice. Again, watch the response.

tl:dr - if she is DTF, let her open up and you jump at it.

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>>18392669
This op.

Fucking her, even assuming you're not some weirdo with 0 chance, would at least involve making a move on her and risking embarrassment, which you don't sound very keen on, otherwise you would have tried already instead of posting here first looking for some sort of cheat code.

Either that, or some unscrupulous sociopath-tier stratagem for which you probably lack the cunning to construct and the balls to execute (being 19 years and the op of this thread and all).

There's no easy way, no magical words you can say and get penis spa free of effort.

Post update OP I want to see how bad you fuck up

>>18394826

I'll be letting stuff happen as >>18393400 suggested. Her husband seems really detached, I would never have even guessed they were married if she hadn't told me. This is the only reason why I'm not afraid of possible confrontation, but I'll heed what I've been told and be extra careful about it. I also acknowledge >>18393353 this and hence I'll let her be the one to make the first move to avoid any misunderstandings.

I'll let you guys know how this goes if anything happens at all. Hopefully I'll be getting laid soon.

>>18394826
oh please, I'm sure OP could write a riveting story about how the neighbor came on to him and the sensual sex they had.

>>18392775
just NO

Look - find a reason to stop by when she is alone. It could just be that you were bored and wanted to chat.

Or - you could ask her to "help you" do something. Like "Hey I just bought a new shower curtain but cant figure out how to hang it, can you come show me."

This type of thing gets you close to her physically.

Then just tell her how hot she is.

If you are getting the vibes, then be straightforward. "Have you ever thought of me?"

Maybe intro this be by saying something like, " you know I had a...nevermind"

Make her beg for the info a bit.

The just say "I shouldnt be telling you tis, but I had a really sexy dream about you last night."

See how she reacts. If she asks you to describe it, give some detail and see how she reacts. If its looking good, staright up say, this is making hard. Are you wet right now?"

then its all yours.