Is there a way to fake finding a dog? Can I buy one that looks

They are going to know if you pull some silly shit like that.

Your best bet would be to find a university study that pays for the retarded to participate in.

>I need money, should I waste time looking for a dog to buy in order to get a measly $150 instead of getting a real fucking job?

>>18389373
It's $750

>>18389377
My mistake, but if anyone is willing to pay that much for a dog back you bet your ballsack they're going to notice if it isn't the right one.

>>18389377
So, one weeks paycheck? Get a job cunt.

>>18389383
I guess so

>>18389385
$800 in one week?? In what job?

pretend to be the dog and then escape into the night while they're sleeping

you might even be able to double up on this method, since it's likely they will go looking for their dog a second or even a third time

I would suggest some makeup to be safe, or maybe just have them look at you through the Instagram filter with the doggy ears and snout

>>18389400
This desu

>>18389385
Jesus fuck. I work minimum wage in a higher wage state and I make half that working 40 hours.

>>18389400
haahahahah