I'm going to get a escort to lose my virginity. Can someone

>>18386988
Where are you?

>>18386991
Spain

Tell her you're a virgin beforehand so she will know. She'll then make the extra effort to put you at ease and help you. I just hope you are shelling out enough money for a good quality one.

>>18386988
where do I get a prostitute looking like THAT?

>>18387168
Money shouldn't be an issue, but I don't want to get scammed. What price is reasonable for a good one?

>>18387330

From what I did so far usually see in those threads I'd say 300-500 €.
A cheaper one will be not necessarily worse though. Look if you can find Spanish forum websites where they review hoes.

Even better don't do it though. Do you wanna always remember your first time with a woman who's Job it was? You form a bond there boy. Don't waste it.

>>18387499
That seems reasonable. I'll look for reviews or something, do I just google "escort reviews [where I live]?

Also thanks for the preoccupation but my mind is made up.

>>18387499
I fucked a fat slut with 4 kids when I was drunk and 18 to lose my virginity. No fucks given that it wasn't "special".

>>18387588

And you still remember her the most.
But alright, go on and convince yourself you liked it and it was worth it.

Don't do it. Sex is better when its a conquest. Watch that epsiode of King of the Hill when Hank says fuck it and he takes Bobby on his first hunting trip to one of those fancy places where the deer literally stand in front of you borderline bound and waiting. Bobby couldn't shoot it because he knew he wanted his first time to be special, not a default get it out of your way thing.

On the other hand. Fuck it. $300 to $500 sounds right. Avoid Craigslist or similar websites. Look for local escort places and ask around. Don't rush this shit because you don't want to get a dirty puta.

Or you could fuck a fat chick. Cheaper and she'll let you do a anything.

>>18387596
>remember her the most

Fucken lol, enjoy beating yourself off while waiting for "the one" buddy

>>18387499
Virgin detected. The "special bond from first time" is a myth.

>>18387607
I already have the one and am engaged to her.
Wasn't my first woman to sleep with, but I had the first time sex in a committed loving relationship that worked for about a year, so I have no problems with my Memorys.

Can you say the same?
I assume no.

>>18387638
It isn't. There are even studies on the issue.

>>18387605
I don't see what's so wrong with it. When you're hungry, you buy food. It would be better to harvest it or hunt it yourself, but some people don't have neither the skill nor the time to do it.

>>18387638
agreed.

the day after - literally - the next fucking day - after spending the night in a house of burlesque with a fine young filly for the first time in my life- I picked up a random chick on the street and banged the shit out of her that evening.

Something about the spring in your step does indeed change, and nothing succeeds like success (be it paid for or otherwise).

>>18387661
If you're going to compare it to food then why not go to the dollar menu and get a McDouble to satisfy the craving? Men pay for hookers when they can't get any (most, some for ego others for boredom). Are the 5 and under bitches area too stuck up? Are you a train wreck? Like if you're an 8 and above you're an idiot. Average? Then bang a fat chick. You look like Ryan Reynolds when he wore that fat suit? Spend that money to get an eliptical you fat fuck and get venereal diseases free pussy that you can repeatedly hit without fear of your watch being stolen.

>>18387668
Why are you, who obviously has zero experience about sex and relationships, trying to give advice on them?

>>18387605
>Sex is better when its a conquest.
I can agree with this, personally. But I acknowledge that it's not the same for everyone.

>>18387668
I am a train wreck but I make pretty decent money (engineer). I could spend a lot of time and energy, put myself in an emotionally vulnerable state just to attract a mediocre girl or just pay for a bombshell and get the same value with no time and energy spent.

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>>18387785
Dont listen to those buzzkills, fucking hoes is cultural and perfectly fine anon. This finding the one and conquest thing is just a myth some fucks implanted in mens heads nowadays.

>>18387827
This guy is right, its just sex. Lose your virginity and notice that it wasnt that big of a deal in the first place since youre still going to have bad sex every now and then. Just dont listen to the cunt who is engaged and talks the bullshit about the virginity being special enough to actually have to be in a relationship for or some shit lmfao

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>>18387668

>muh special princess

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Fuck it. Remember to eat her out.

>>18387939
>eating out a escort
Lol sure, if she wants I can also bring Chad to fuck her why not

>>18387962

>>18386988
Tell her you're a virgin. Try to get one that will suck you off BEFORE putting the condom on. Also, try licking her cunt and maybe her farter.

>>18388559
Cont
What I'm trying to say, is use it as partly an educational thing.