My niece just got caught shoplifting two $30 shirts in a Texas Zumiez as the Mall. Anyone know any corporate policys or laws that can help her out. I really dont want my Memorial Day ruined by this dumb bitch. Her dad will be pretty pissed for the rest of my stay.
Hahaha fucking cunt deserved it. Why not just sit back and laugh your ass of OP?
>>18363077
If it's her first offense she will probably get off with having the shit scared out of her and then banned from the mall or store, with her photo circulated to security guys.
>>18363077
What is her first name?
>>18363091
Asscunt
>>18363087
Because shes my niece nigger
>>18363094
i need 2 know
>>18363104
Why?
>>18363077
lolno. shes too poor/petty to spend $60? shell get what all shoplifters and thieves deserve.
>>18363103
>Because shes my nigger niece
Fix'd that 4u
>>18363077
If you are dumb enough to GET CAUGHT shoplifting you deserve the punishment. Shoplifting is the easiest shit in the world.
White ''people''.
Lol she needs to learn a lesson on being an adult. Who the fuck steals from Zumiez
>>18363375
But like with anything, if you're lazy and put no effort it, you'll get caught.
>>18363077
>my niece
So you?
>>18363077
don't worry she has a vagina and she is going to get a free pussy pass under the law. she is just going to get a slap in the wrist.
>>18363603
you mean raped in city jail?
yeah, the corporate handbook section 100.4.8 says it's OK for teens to steal if they want you dumb bitch
>>18363619
no women are always the victim and they can't do wrong under the law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsqped9Suw
Help her out? Thieves belong in jail.
>>18363077
>Texas
>Total Aggregate Theft Amount $60
>Anything less than $100 is a class C i.e. like a traffic ticket.
She may get arrested, spend a night in jail, bond out, pay a fine, or just get a ticket.
Either way, she'll probably get criminally trespassed from the store. i.e. she goes back and gets arrested for stepping foot inside.
>>18363077
yo
how old is she
pics?
>>18363077
>Anyone know any corporate policys or laws that can help her out.
Yeah, don't be a nigger and don't steal shit.
I get that as family you have to have each other's back, but she needs to learn a lesson from this, if you bail her ass out on some loophole bullshit all she will learn is that she can get away with theft if she gets smarter about it, let her grow into a decent person.
>>18363387
*looks at racial crime statistics*
>>18363077
Future reference almost every corporate store states the employees can't follow shoplifters out of the store so if she steals tell her to keep walking next time lol