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>if I could go back in time, I'd tell Past David, and anyone else offering this condescending, dismissive, wet shart of an attempt at advice, to please grasp something:

>The fat people you make fun of and condescend to probably have more willpower than you do.

>>18355208
Is this one the error?

>>18355211
I don't know. That's where I stopped reading.

>>18355212
Oh.Why is that? Is it because it's badly written?

5. "You Just Need to Watch What You Eat! (or Drink, or Smoke, etc)"
4. "You Just Need to Cheer Up!"
3. "You Just Need to Believe in Yourself!"
2. "Just Be Yourself!"
1. "You Just Need to Find What You Were Meant to Do With Your Life!"

1-4 are BS, 5 is true though.

And WOW, blowing up these five lines into a multipage-article, cracked really does that like no other.

>>18355222
So the fat people already put effort in not becoming fat is the error?

You didn't stop reading when they got triggered by "Just"? Jesus christ man, there is a difference between trolling and straight up telling someone they can't afford to waste any more of their life on stupid bullshit.

>But let's say that in the middle of a situp you suddenly get diarrhea so hard that the spray causes your shorts to go flying off. A month later some guys will be all, "Bro, you remember that fat guy who pooped his shorts off while doing situps?" and his friend will be like, "Heh, yeah. So, as I was saying, the doctor says my dad has two months to live ..."

If anyone films and it goes viral, it's for life, this is a blatant lie.

>>18355189
>Cracked
Dropped, you might as well read reddit.

>>18355286
But I cannot distinguish between people who really have trouble in dealing with their problems or just plain lazy.

How do I do that?