I have 5 joints and a jar of peanutbutter I am deathly allergic.

>>18343943
don't do it anon

Nigga are you suicidal or just dumb?

>>18343946
Both
>>18343945
Why not. I am in a failing marriage. I am unable to support myself with my disabilities I can not get a job I am stuck in a body to just exist at this point. I have tried reaching out for help but none of the physchologists helped me and they just dismiss me saying that I am a narcissist rather than listening to what I have to say. I rely on my parents for money I have no friends or social skills and when I try I end up having to leave because of my health. I just want to let society benefit from me not being around and have one less person to take money from.

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>>18343943
>Having a painful suicide just because it's there.

That's like shoving glass up your asshole and waiting to bleed to death because it's the first idea that pops into your brain.

>>18343960
I have no money to buy a helium tank and do the method I would prefer.

>>18343969
Do you have money to buy some rope?

I bet it'll be more effective and less painful than trying die to a jar of Jiff.

>>18343971
I have no money and no rope. I am just going to smoke all my medical weed then die from jiff.

>>18343969
There are like a million ways to commit suicide with household products.

I don't know why you'd go for the peanut butter unless you don't really want to kill yourself.

I think they're right about you. You're just a narcissist that wants attention.

>>18343969
Bleach and ammonia faggot.

>>18343974
Just overdose on weed

>>18343943
Don't do it.

When they find your peanut covered face they'll say

"Looks like this guy's peanut got a little too much butter"

>>18343943
Or,

"Looks like this guy was nuts for peanuts"

>>18343943
>>18344012
>>18344009
"I guess his peanut just couldn't think it would get butter"

>>18343943
smoke two of those joints and see how you feel

>>18344018
>>18344012
>>18344009

"Looks like this baked nut wanted to end his life in a Jiffy"

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>>18344046
Nice and smooth

>>18344046
not bad

>>18343943
>Choking on nuts and dying

>>18343974
hhaahahhahahahahah "die from jiff".
do it anon, you narcissistic bitch

Keep eating peanutt butter until your vision fades to black

>>18343943
disregard them, OP. your idea is original - do it and the history will remember you.

Just please, please, please, buy a jar of premium pb. Don't do it with the pleb one

>>18344176
are you telling me The Rolling Stones sang about eating peanut butter?