How the fuck do I get stray cats to stay away from my home? My

>>18322514
call animal control and they'll put out traps and stick them in a shelter instead of killing the cats. grow up kid.

>>18322516
I live in the middle of nowhere

>every time I try to kill them

Jesus how much are they pissing that you would want to kill them?

>>18322528
I tried to pick up a bag from my porch and t was completely covered in stinky cat piss and my entire walk way of my porch smells like it. This fucker has gone too far and the worst part is he just circles my house meowing as loudly as possible and he just sits in front of the door staring it begging and meowing.

>>18322514
Make a citrus mix, taking something like an orange or lemon peels or even citrus based soaps and put it in a spray bottle with water, then spray the fuck outta them strays. Cats hate citrus based products and they'll quickly associate your place as Citrus Hell. Just please don't use citrus based cleaning products. Those have the potential to be toxic and depending on your area, you can get in big trouble for killing strays.

>>18322543
They also hate the smell of banana.

>>18322543
They run away so fast

>>18322516
If they don't get adopted within their time limit they get killed anyways. Definitely a less horrible death than being poisoned tho.

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>>18322547

>>18322514
If you have a gun just wait for them and kill them. Being poisoned sounds pretty barbaric but its your call. I think buying a small rifle and killing them would be best.

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Antifreeze?

>>18322522
Assuming you're in a first world country the middle of nowhere still has rights to animal control. Do you know anyone with a dog?

use a gun
Neighbors?
Oil filter suppressor
It's humane and we all know it
No gun?
Machete
No machete?
Shovel

Don't kill them, you bitch, or I'll find you