I'm 21, I don't have a facebook. I'll probably

>>18306666
Use your middle name, or make one up, if you don't want to use your full name and seem autistic

>>18306666
>doesn't have facebook
>starting college at 21
>satanic quads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw

Nickname, perhaps?

I use my middle name every chance I get.

>>18306666
>2017
>using Facebook

>>18306753
What do you use instead?

Not OP but what if you don't have a middle name?

>>18306779
Not him, nothing. I know you people are digital natives and can't fathom the thought of not having social media, but for millenials and older, we lived through our early lives without any of this shit. Life was honestly more drama free and 'slower'. Try it some time.

>>18306666

Why not? The fact that people sign up with their irl names is sorta the point that makes fb what it is.

Put a picture of your self in a fedora, using a fidget spinner, and hitting a fat rip from a vape. You'll be drowning in pussy in no time.

>>18306666
Don't express your real interest since you're likely an autist. Fake it till you make it. Try to be a normie with a few quirks.

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>>18306666
>Facebook

>>18306881
This. Why do you need a Facebook in the first place? If people really gave a shit about your life, they would contact you personally. It's always constant one-upping on who has the better life. Feels a whole lot better to go without any of those sites.

>>18306666
>6666
Just use your mothers maiden name as a surname.

>>18306666
The whole point of Facebook is having your name on it so people can find you.
Don't post anything personal on it.