my friend has gotten his ass kicked by the same guy three times,

get it on video next time

>>18299625
Encourage your bud to join a boxing gym, should lift him out of his fixation.

Or, sell tickets to the next meet.

...Better yet, film it. Make sure to shout WORLSTAHH whilst doing so.

So let me get this right. Your friend instigated a fight, was beaten down, was lucky enough to have started shit with a guy who was wise enough to know when to let it stop, and still wants to fight him yet again?

Just let him dig his hell, he doesnt even have a reasonable reason for this.

>>18299627
humiliation is a good way to get some people to stop.

>>18299625
That sounds funny as fuck. Your friend is a fool, but lucky to fight a nice but weird guy who has a glove covering his pinky and ring finger. Holy shit.

Your best bet is to try to distract him, laugh it off. Or, the best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. If you can figure out a way to do that, im sure plenty of laughs will be had by next year. But eventually, will proly result back to fighting once that guy teaches him to fight and regrets it when his skills has risen

>>18299625
Let it happen. Sounds like its fun as fuck to fight this guy.

>>18299625
You need to sit your friend down a say:

"Look, your bitch ass cant fight. You fight like Dora the Explorer and your hands are lighter than Listerine strips and there's no changing that. You got the nickels beaten out of you by a fat guy and that's all there is to it so you need to stop before I am obligated to record your fourth fight, which will without a doubt result in this guy breaking a foot off in your ass AGAIN, and put it on Worldstar. You're my friend. Don't make me do this to you."

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OP has never seen Fight Club, and is stumbling around in the dark, trying to hump a door knob

Tell your friend to take steroids and work out then go crush the other guy hi on cocaine.

>>18300179
>Your friend is a fool, but lucky to fight a nice but weird guy who has a glove covering his pinky and ring finger. Holy shit.

Lul. Got his ass beat by a guy putting on an artist glove.

True artistry.
Better not smudge that blood on his face.

>>18300283

LOL burnn

>>18299625
>What do I do?
nothing, sounds like a fun challenge and they appear to be levelheaded about it as they dont take it too far (e.g. dont keep fighting when one is out).

Bump cuz curious to understand what this male-drama means..

>>18299625
>but the guy had manboobs and a fat gut

There's a reason fighters are often put into weight classes.
Mass = hitting harder.

Plenty of chubs that box really well, really fast.
Sounds like he's a trained boxer, and the first thing you're taught when boxing is that speed > power.

There's no pulling your punches back before throwing them, no giving the opponent signs you're going to hit, no tells. That's important, because if the opponent can tell where your hit is going, they can do something about it.

Secondly, fat tends to = more core strength. Fatties need it, to move around easier because of the extra mass.

If your friend wants to kick his ass, your friend needs to identify patterns.

Guys a trained boxer, so his first hit will most likely be with his off hand.
His footwork will most likely be his strong point, so don't bother kicking, he'll have good balance with knees unlocked.
Fight dirty, plenty of nerves under the arms = pain. A good slap or pinch there will do alot more than a punch.

But your friend is an idiot. He got his ass kicked (twice). It happens. The only shame is willingly getting it kicked three times.

My advice, is to let your friend keep fucking up over and over again and stop caring about him because he's gonna get rekt anyway.

>>18299625
>>18300773

So like, what if his friend kicks the guy in the balls? Is that against guy rules? I mean, it just seems like the easiest solution right?

>>18300787
>So like, what if his friend kicks the guy in the balls? Is that against guy rules? I mean, it just seems like the easiest solution right?

He could do that.
Swings and roundabouts, though.
The guy OPs friend has been fighting has been very sporting up until this point.
That would most likely change with a kick to the nuts.

Futhermore, OPs friend is most likely doing this as a pride thing. A nuts kick will not make him look "tougher".

When I say fight dirty, I mean learn some anatomy, go for under the arms, the side of the knee, use grapples.

The boxer is limiting himself, there is no reason OPs friend should.

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>>18299625
You know, regardless of how big of an asshole someone is, I tend to want to help them outta bad situations. But this? Nope. Your friend sounds like he deserves it and needs to be taught a lesson...and I'm not even saying that that solely because he's an ass.

He seems like the sort who's incapable of accepting a defeat and has an ego that just won't let him quit. Babby got burned. I like that fat guy. Just hope he doesn't get arrested over this shit.

Let them fight until death and die as warriors under the sun. Tenno-heika-bonsai.

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>>18299625

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!!!

Honestly fuck face, get your buddy fighting this fat guy then come up from behind and give him the good ol mexican back of the head punch

>>18300773
>>18300796
This guy isn't a normal boxer though, hes got one of those weird leaned back, arms out old timey styles, he also like, smacks my friend's punches away and will palm strike and smack him a bit before going in for punches... by the time hes punching, my friend is usually thrown off or dazed so the guy is just ending the fight at that point. The little I've talked to him, his father and grandfather taught him to fight, he said they were salmon fishermen from Alaska.

>>18301456

Most Martial arts start combat with off-hand attacks.
Keeps your main arm free for easier blocking and control, while giving you an opportunity to daze or stun the opponent with a weak but fast attack with your off hand.

>hes got one of those weird leaned back, arms out old timey styles

It's old timey for a reason, it's outdated.
Leaning back isn't good for posture or balance.
It does however, have the benefit of forcing the opponent to lean far forward to land a hit. The longer the punch the easier it is to avoid.
Making them lean foward makes all the hits easy to knock away.

To combat this, get in stupid close, head down, hands covering it, closing the gap before throwing hits.

Alternatively, because again, bad posture and balance, just fucking charge, entire body, not hitting.
Take a hit or two to do it but you'll knock him the fuck down.

His way of fighting is effective, but does have its weaknesses.
The problem is the instinct to throw punches, which his stance is clearly effective at preventing.

Go for his weaknesses instead, bad posture and balance, requires the gap between him and his opponent, the fact the he depends on the gap to black attacks means he'll be shit at dodging short range.

Also, go for the feet. Again, shit posture and balance. Fuck with the feet, a "heel dive" stamp on his foot and you'll rek him.

>>18301468
My friend couldn't get close, the guy just punishes him when he closes the gap, either with strikes, grabbing and striking, or throwing elbows, its like the guy has all angles covered. One of our friends told my friend to try kicking the guy, but my friend doesn't want to resort to that shit, I would just hate to see what this guy does to counter kicks, because he seems to be able to counter everything else. My friend has only landed a few hits on him all three fights, and the guy doesn't seem to be phased at all by them, even hits to the face, but he doesn't look like he trains at all, hes just a tough bastard.

>>18301478
Lul. Can't not think of big country while readin this thread now

https://youtu.be/zhJqaY0E4HA

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>>18300796
If the guy is a living English bareknuckle boxer meme, he'll know about dirty tricks and grapples because those were allowed until the introduction of gloves in the late 19th century. Only rule was no gripping beneath the belt.

>>18301456

>father and g-father were salmon fishermen from Alaska.

Your friend is fuckeddd.