I'm trying to figure out a name for a brand of cycling and

>>18297055
Walmart

I recently launched an insurance company targeted at inner city folk, known as Idiot Nigger Car Insurance. The name is trademarked, but you're definitely allowed to borrow it if you want.

>>18297055
Cyclexos

>>18297055
You're Not A Professional Cyclist, Stop Dressing Like You're In the Tour De Fucking France, You Look Like A Complete Faggot.

It may be a bit wordy, but I feel it gets the correct message across to the target audience.

>>18297458
While I don't wear that stuff myself, it's no different to upgrading your carburettor in the car. You may only get an extra horse out of it, but it's the principal of the thing - moar power.

>>18297471
Yeah, that's fucking stupid too.

>>18297481
*shrug*
A dying art, fixing and upgrading your own car. What with the second hand stuff these days becoming more proprietary.
What definitely isn't stupid about it is learning to be mechanically inclined. Worth it even if you're blowing money on incidental expenses.

>>18297501
Yeah, no, being able to work on a car is fine. My dad taught me when I was young. It's a good skill to have.

Trying to pimp out your shitty '99 accord is stupid.

>>18297512
Lol. /cede the point.