I want to commit a crime. I want to be a criminal. I was inspired

>>18295934
Try jaywalking

>>18295934
Or climbing over a fence nude

>>18295934
Cut the tag off your mattress. Makes me nervous every time.

Order some drugs

Illegally download music.

>>18295934
Park in the no park zone. Gives me a rush every time

What videogame?

Prostitute yourself

>>18295934
Ask for a water cup at McDonald's, then put some soda in it with the water.

Start by stealing small things. Then steal bigger things like a bike. Then steal a gun. Steal drugs with the gun. Do drugs with the gun. Shoot people with the gun while on drugs. Shoot cops with the gun. Escape on the bike. Now you should be satisfied and can go back home to a life of following laws.

>>18295978
persona 5
i just have felt very melancholic for such a long time and despondant
i just am sad i want change but there is no change coming

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>>18296011
>Persona 5

God dammit, anon. Just play pic related, it's so good it will either get rid of the urges or give you the push to actually do something.

>>18295934
steal pallets behind wallmart

>>18295934
>Fun stuff
>No murder
Choose one.

>>18295934
Do some drugs. Fuck some escorts. Cheat on your taxes. Maybe run some kind of scam. Our politicians do it all the time; clearly it's the patrician choice for criminality.