>tfw starting to get a cold I hate colds so fucking much,

>>18287451
>bearable
>bearable
>bearable

Can you even spell?

>>18287461
No I can't because I'm a dumb worthless piece of shit who shouldn't be allowed to live

>>18287466
True

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>>18287451
I never wanted to be a shill, but I'll tell you about this shit right here.

So, I am one unlucky son of a bitch who gets the nastiest, most painful colds...or so I used to. Being a tea-loving degenerate, last year I bought this from the school store and drunk this when I got a cold.
And I kid you not, I felt measurably better. The sharpness in my throat and nose had largely went away. They usually stick around for over a week, but with the tea it became bearable to live.

This week I got another cold and, what the fuck, I drunk it and already feel like I got over the cold in one day. It's worth a try, anon. Good luck.

>>18287496
>drunk

The correct word is drank

>>18287496
Thank you anon, I'll look if I can buy it where I live

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>>18287498
Fuck off grammar Hitler.
I like the word drunk because I am drunk.

>>18287500
Also, you should look into getting some honey to put in your tea.

Raw honey seems to have some sort of antimicrobial and soothing qualities that might help you out as well, especially if your colds include sore throats.

>>18287451
Buy a bag of yellow onions. Eat one raw onion every day. You will smell bad but the cold will go away in a couple days

>>18287503
Fuck off illiterate swine.

Bunch of dumb cunts.

>>18287506
>>18287507
I'll go to my local supermarket later and buy those, thank you so much

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>>18287519
Honey, the internet is a cesspool of millions of people far more illiterate than anyone else and you're being triggered by a drunk person saying "drunk"? Just chill. This ain't academia.

Yeah. That's right. I said ain't.

>>18287528
You act as if this is some sort of joke. I didn't come here at the end of my long work day, using my limited time, offering advice to desperate fucking anons so that my eyes can be shit on.

>>18287537
If you're being honest and not just baiting, I do feel bad for you but the prognosis is in and it says get the fuck over it. Hell, make it a joke. This is funny. Your eyes aren't being shat on, it's like your brain's being offended.

You can't honestly believe complaining outta your entitled ass will make /adv/ any more bearable.

>>18287461
>bearable
Isn't that how you spell it?

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>>18287571
...Huh, you're right. Wonder if that anon was annoyed at all the people getting
>bare
>bear
mixed up and finally forgot that the same pattern doesn't apply to "bearable."

>>18287451
take high dosage vitamin C supplements (maybe for a week or 2)
get some Echinacea (in any shape or form)
plenty of fluids.
avoid sugary shit and coffee.
et plenty of sleep.
and get well soon, anon!

>>18287608
Thank you, that is really good advice anon

>>18287608
Actually, vitamin C has next to no research backing it as a remedy to colds (once you have one). It's broscience mostly. I hear that zinc, vitamin d and ginger are a little better, but you'd have to look into this.

Otherwise I agree with you. Sugar is the enemy. Including that juice, sadly.