How to kill myself painlessly and also efficiently (fast)? Please

Jump off the highest building you can find

google it you rational and clearheaded moron. doesnt take two cogs to know helium tank is the way to go. dumb faggot.

>>18285679
Then how about why?

>>18285679
order a helium tank with a breathing mask and cpap

It'll take a while to deliver and you can figure out whether you really want to go through with this or not.

make sure the helium tank doesn't contain oxygen

>>18285679
Don't listen to them, exitbag is shit.
The best way is hanging. It is slightly painful, but far more pleasant then you think. Google david carradane.
Efficient, enjoyable,fast!
Order rope NOW!

>>18285707
You dont even need to buy it. In my country every car has to have rope in case you need to be dragged away by another car.

Just go look for one in your parents car.

>>18285707
>Asks for most painless method
>hanging
Kek

>>18285679
Why does pain even fucking matter if you will be dead in seconds? Get outta here with your bullshit, if someone really wanted to die they wouldn't care how, they'll just do it.