Going to lose my virginity in a few weeks. Girl has often jokes

>>18282589
Use the condom you little shit.

>>18282589
double-bag it, you knob. otherwise you're in for it.

DON'T use a ribbed condom whatever you do!

It's well documented some women are capable of utilising vaginal muscles to actually grasp condoms, and with a specific rhythm, become capable of removing a condom to increase the chances she will be fertilised by you.

>>18282605
Nice post, anon. +(You)

>>18282612
I'm not playing here bro, don't tempt fate on such matters.

It's good policy to use the tightest condom you can to avoid any such incidents.

Buy ones a size or two small. Practice using them.

>>18282619
just to be safe, stick it in her ass, that way you won't be caught for alimony.

>>18282658
This is not a fullproof method of contraception. Some women are biologically programmed to excrete any remnants of semen out of their anus down towards their vaginas.

>>18282589
LOL seems by these responses you've made quite a lot of people jealous. Jokes aside, wear the damn condom

>>18282589
Even if she was joking, I'd take that as a red flag. Unless you want to end in JUST situation best to use a condom and a lube to ensure it won't break/left inside. Taking a hot shower before having sex might help too if I recall correctly.

>>18282660
looks like OP is shit out luck then (no pun intended, anons)