To be frank I'm uneducated and have very little skills.

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>>18281611
oi, fuck you sin, why do you think a college certificate will get you a bartending job? College certificates are useless in 201X, you have to be a real sick cunt to be a bartender, at least in my town

>>18281873
I'm the sickest cunt there is
*finger pistols*
*sunglasses*

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>>18281903
Then what do you need school for??

Honestly though, I took a bartender course in the military and I didn't learn anything new, just got some fancy papers I would need if I wanted my own liquor license, which I don't unless I start my own commercial bar.
I have some bartender friends that tought me some flairing with the bottles and mixing drinks is something I've done since way before I was of legal drinking age. I've had several gigs as a bartender and the only thing that got me those jobs was my confidence and self learnt bartending skills. Youtube should have all the info and how-tos you need, no reason to get a mountain of student debt.

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nigga you dumb as hell

i got a 19% on the math portion of the COMPASS test for CC placement and that was enough to pass the math portion for my GED.

you know how to use a calculator? the + sign is add and - is subtract. use those to do what the question tells you.

The GED is so fucking easy and holds your hand like a downs baby the whole way through. Stop being a whiny faggot and actually spend a few hours learning basic algebra and just get the test out of the way. It's genuinely written to be so easy an alcohol fetused hood negro can pass it.