Serious question and I know it's weird but lemme explain.

Well, you know how you wipe your own ass.

It sounds like you're asking us how we wipe ours, and that's honestly none of your business.

If you're a grown adult and questioning these things, rethink your life.

>>18276636
While seated, bend over slightly, wrap your arm behind your back, and wipe front to back.

I feel ya OP
I wipe seated down open legs and wipe from back to taint

>>18276636
You seem to be under the assumption theres a handbook of life and how all things must be done.

If you stand to wipe, and it works, theres your answer.

I am a sitter when i piss. Because once i took a piss with no pants and felt the splashing from the toilet all over my legs like a mist. I dont know if its my stream or my height but now all i can think about is urine flying all over the walls when i piss.

My point is many would look down on me for it. But thats what i do. Fuck everyone else. Wipe your ass like you wipe your ass.

fuck guys would you stop answering seriously

the only way to beat trolls is with shitposting

I stand, put right leg up on something, and wipe down up

Agree with other answers that it's a personal thing, as long as you wind up clean enough you did it right.

Having said that I wipe front to back (mandatory for women to avoid bacteria from behind reaching the vagina - if you're a man I don't think it matters much which direction you wipe) and lift my right leg a bit to get access.

Standing seems fine if you have a perfect log shit, but what if it's messier? I don't want to risk meshing some leftover shit between my cheeks.

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>>18276667
I have felt that mist too.
Still stand thou

I shit at night, right before I take a shower, so I don't wipe.


>2017
>Walking around with literal shit on your anus

I roll paper around my finger amd insert it on my ass while squatting om the bathroom floor

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>>18276636
>standing straight up on both legs and wiping your ass because that's the way your parents told you too

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>>18276819
>>18276667
>not realizing all of your forefathers felt that mist at their feet and legs
>not realizing urinals were invented to counter that mist
>not realizing everyone else feels that mist when they piss
>still urinating while sitting down like a woman or alternatively a well cucked Swede

just get a sexual reassignment surgery already, Ulf