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Guys I got a big fucking problem. I can't masturbate -

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Guys I got a big fucking problem.

I can't masturbate - because of the hair on the shaft of my penis.

How the fuck do I get rid of it? I'm scared that if I shave, I might cut an artery or something, and it seems pretty dangerous.

When I masturbating, I end up brushing against the hairs and this causes the under part of my dick to bleed.

Masturbations a pain now, and when I shave, I can still feel the hair roots on the shaft when I wank, and it feels really weird.
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>>18264634
Use a small beard trimmer and finnish up with an electric shaver. Pull your pecker while doing this so the skin is stretched and less likely to cut yourself.
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>>18264640
Wait, should I have an erection while I shave, to expose all the hair?
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>>18264634
>bleed
You WHAT?

How does one start bleeding from skin contact on his dick??? What?
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>>18264651
An erection is ok. Just make sure to stretch and smooth the skin on the shaft and stay away from your pickle head while shaving.
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>>18264654
The hair on my dick mixes in with motion of my cock and hand.

It causes a heat burn, then later a cut, then blood oozes.
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>>18264676
>heat burn
I guess you are circumised amerifat boy?

Buy lube and slow down your hand. You are supposted to be gentle.

And as shaving goes, it is almost impossible to cut yourself with pic related. All you have to do is to not go full retard during shave.
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Arteries are all buried deep in the flesh, you can't just accidentally cut one shaving.
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Just shave it like you would your beard man
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