Im fucked /adv/ >one night stand with some girl >before

Don't tell me you creampied her, dude.

>>18258590
youre fucked. better start making nice with her in hopes that she goes easy on you

>>18258598
Yup.
Am i fucked?
Also can she legally put my name on the birth certificate with no proof?

What does she know about you? Your full name, phone number, address, place of work?

>>18258609
My name, thats it.
What if i changed my last name legally? Lol

You're fucked
Push her down some stairs i guess

>>18258590

Does she know your name? Address?

If she doesn't know where you live, move the fuck away. More perverse methods include calling her over to live with you for some time and spiking her drinks with pro-hormones. An unbalanced hormonal cycle is a natural way to induce an abortion.

Try changing your name, maybe that'll help.

>>18258611
You said you blocked her on things though. What did you mean by that?

>>18258606
Holy fuck lad, you had it coming, then.
Never ever creampie a bitch.

I would like to help you, but I don't have kids, don't know the laws in UK, and don't have the mental capacity for thinking about that.

>>18258622
On facebook and instagram, and made a new facebook.

>>18258590
I cant imagine girls though process where she is pregnant with random dude and decides to keep the baby to live life in poverty with somebody who is even less responcible than her.

Is the the
>low class citizens
who do lottery, drugs, drops out of school and their lives are one big mistake from start to finish?

>>18258590
Why were you so dumb OP?

>>18258658
I honestly dont know, this is making me lose sleep from my foolishness

>>18258652
So she had already seen all of your info on those things?

>>18258662
Not really, idont post anything personal on facebook only dumb memes