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So /adv/ I am a 26 year old kiss virgin scared to talk to girls, women, etc. As usual I've been pretty horny lately and have been thinking about paying for a prostitute but would hate to get a STD/STI. Talked to a friend about my problem and he told me that I should try and go for females that no one tends to go for. He told me I should go for elderly women. Would like to do this since I did have a MILF/GILF fetish before my friend brought this up.
How do I go about this? I know they're everywhere but what should I say? My friend told me when it comes to older women you have to be direct and blunt. I'm willing to go up to the 70s. I'm sadly that desperate.
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>>18258569
>How do I go about this? I know they're everywhere but what should I say?
Be a dapper gentleman with a sly smile and a gleam in your eye.
Grandmas love the Nice Guy cliche. If you can add a pinch of flirt, you're in.
When she mentions a younger relative she thinks you'd like, drop an age hint. She'll get it; she has a lot more experience with these things than you do.
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The question you should be asking yourself is:
Would a reasonable woman go on a date with me if I asked her?
Base this question on your overall appearance and personality.
If you can say no, you need to work on yourself before attempting to ask anyone for sex.
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What makes you think those women would be less likely to have an STI?
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>>18258636
There's nothing wrong with me physically or personality wise. I'm far from out of shape. It's just that I work 6 days a week, have no female friends, and the few times that I approached any women my age they make it awkward. I've tried Tindr and other apps but again girls and women see that as a lame hobby when they're bored. They don't take it seriously. Older women seem friendly from my experiences, i just never brought to that intimate level or don't know what to say to lean it to that direction.
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I wish I could find some willing elderly women. Most reject me because they're old enough to be my mother.
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>>18258569
Practice makes perfect. Nobody cares you are virgin. It is all on your head. I could write you 9999 words poems, but it is all in your head. Get over with it.
>>18250471 online dating
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>>18258673
>they make it awkward
How so? If you're in decent shape/not a complete uggo it's probably your personality.
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I read somewhere that older people are actually at a high risk for STDs because they don't think they need to worry about it or get themselves tested.
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>>18258569
>he told me that I should try and go for females that no one tends to go for. He told me I should go for elderly women
Eldery women still get hit on by elderly guys, and despite what porn might tell you most women aren't into younger men.
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if she looks like pic related i want older woman too
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