> be me > spending night at girls house > I'm in

Let her sleep. Having sex with a dead fish sucks. Cuddle her tonight then get that sweet morning action when you wake up.

>>18256711
So like start eating her pussy wen I wake up?

>>18256716
No, what the fuck?
Make out a bit and do some heavy petting. I'm assuming you two are sharing a bed or she's into you.
Please don't tell me you're just spending the night at some friends house and you expect something to happen because of that.

>>18256701
>be you
> a couple of hours in her house
> she goes to the bathroom
> you see a chance
> a chance to pull ur dick out.jpeg
> you take the chance
> she walks in as you pull down ur zipper.png
> she gets down on all four and starts sucking
> its like a vacuum cleaner.gif
> you nut
> you push her head back not considering there is a table behind her
> She falls, blood is everywhere
> you start saying to yourself everything is fine
> but in reality you just want some pussy
> so as she lays there bleeding you get hard.webm

Also for contexts sake we have held off on sex purposely for trying to get to know each other better
Two dates in also

>>18256727
I've tried kissing her tonight but she hasn't been in the mood. She's also got into a car accident this morning and was on the brink of not seeing me anymore because she's emotionally distraught.

But we have been naked and fooled around already

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>>18256737

>>18256727
Lol bro ur reply is a+.

To op, sleepy sex is the best sex. Get her turned on by spooning or something then start making out. Get kinda amped up and rub her a bit then flip her over, lower her pants and go in

>>18256758
She's sleeping right now. Give me a play by play

>>18256762
Rub your balls on her face. Bitches love that

Someone give me a play by play. She's sleeping but I don't want it considered rape

>>18256701
>3.9mb

That's unnecessary.

>>18256737
>She's also got into a car accident this morning
Fucking be there for her then and stop thinking with your dick. Be compassionate and supportive.

Car accidents can trigger all sorts of psychological and physical problems that aren't apparent. I almost got hit by a car riding a bike. My adrenaline went crazy and fight or flight kicked in really hard but I suppressed it and it manifested at a party that night as a panic attack. It shook me hard. A few days later I was fine.

If you're not compassionate after your girl gets hit by a car you don't deserve pussy.

>>18256790
So make this second night in a row than I don't make a move?

I mean I guess I can always wait till we're on a date again and get physical again

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>>18256716
That gave me such a kek.

We've already made out
Already played with her tits
First date she wanted to get frisky and I told her no
Second date other way around
Then car accident
Now I'm in bed like do I make a move?

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>>18256805

>>18256790
>faggot biker almost gets hit by a car
>"Wah, muh fee fees :("
like pottery

Anyone?