So /adv/, I downloaded tinder earlier today and haven't

>>18251647
probably terrible pics and autistic bio. Post it.
also
>paying for tinder
kek'd

>>18251647

>so it can't be a numbers thing

it literally can. people usually max our all their swipes as soon as they get them, and they only get them every 12 hours, and you are new to the system, so you've given your self presumably only 12 hours to see if you matched anyone.

that beign said, you might be ugly.

your pics probably look like shit
also no one pays for tinder

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>>18251704
First picture isn't great I know but it's the best I have with short hair

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>>18251704
Pretty sure there's no autism here but who am I to say

>>18251720
You look like shit

>>18251727
Oh my god why that cringy second paragraph jeez
Also why say you like "things that aren't boring" just say the things period

>>18251720
first pic is all that matters
also don't post pics of other girls in ur profile
are u weird?

go and get some proper pictures of yourself and write a bio that isn't as boring

not even sure if this is b8 lol

>>18251745
the girl is probably his sister but they both look like shit

>>18251745
this.

>>18251720
First pic is fine. All rest suck. Your bio is trash. Just put something plain. Like one sentence joje or something "mr steal yo memes"

>>18251720
Nice cosplay of Sam Tarly on the last pic

>>18251720

you are ugly btw. not like horrendously ugly or untouchable but you are in no way attractive and slightly below what could be considered entirely uninteresting.

>>18251740
>>18251778
lol so mad.
>>18251720
>>18251647
you're fine. Your pics just suck and you dress like you're 14

I took out the picture of me comparing hands with mike Myers and set the first picture to what was the last one, where I'm looking away from the camera because according to google that's what looks best. Also changed the bio to "it's mr steal yo memes. Ask me about the time I got mistaken for a German meth dealer" what think?

>>18251785
not mad, he just looks horrible, simple fact of life

Do you numbskulls actually put bios on your tinder lol?

>>18251787
>it's mr steal yo memes.
please stop

>>18251778
Dont listen to this fag. Your a decent looki ng dude. That first pic and your bio is trash. Im learning first hand girls dont like words, go with 25 words at best.

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>>18251785

>mad

about what?

>>18251789
I'm presuming you recognise me or something, opinion discarded

>>18251799
Not really I'm not even from your country you plump

>>18251796
Yeah it's pretty cringe, it's a placeholder for the time being
>>18251797
Yeah I really don't like that picture, it's out. Any recommendations for the bio?

>>18251647
Long term hit the gym.

Short term, go to a hair stylist and do what THEY want to do. Go get some decent looking clothes - thrift shop is fine, just get some proper stylish clothes.

Fix your bio. You sound boring. Even the German meth dealer thing is cringe. For an average looking guy your best bet is to offer a fun experience, so describe in humorous terms the kind of date you would take a girl on.

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>>18251787
Don't listen to google as to what pic looks best you fucking nerd

1. Lose weight/work out your body fat is too high and it shows in your already docile inbred looking face
2. Get a proper haircut, you're not 16 anymore.
3. Fix your posture you stand like you're ashamed to be alive
4. Take a pic that shows your face with a blurred background and has a filter tone on it. This will make your face pop and make you seem more attractive. Pic related but you don't have to be throwing a football like an idiot, just be you, learn to smile properly, and make it look good in photo editor
5. Change your sissy bio to something more like "Studying Law to fight ISIS to keep our future children safe. On the weekends I ride motorbikes without a helmet and steal free Costco samples." This type of bio recognizes that you look like a fucking nerd that would never do any of these things which makes it funny and shows that you're not insecure.
6. If you're 5'10 and up put your height as 6' +
7. Learn how to god damn dress, until then stick to slim fit oxford shirts in basic colors and get nice shoes (hair and shoes is 90% of dressing well)

t. Sociopathic chad that has over confirmed 1000 matches

>>18251858
Now THIS is a good looking man

>>18251871
he looks kinda gay but then again your comment reeks of homosexuality

>>18251884
Nope just a bored girl but I guess we do talk like gay men haha

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>>18251895
lol nice try, you're fooling no one, neckbeardo

>>18251962
Whatever you say, dude

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NEET shutin here. First of all, I'm not really looking for advice. Just a reality check I suppose. What am I worth? As far as Tinder goes at least. I can't hide my 'tism, so I've come at last to this app. I dunno what I seek. Maybe a date. I think I prefer women who are vegetables like I am, sitting at home drinking beer doing nothing over and over again lol. Well, it's not that bad, but still, close enough. Anything else would be too hard to maintain for any length. I don't even have any Facebook friends T.T Also, I'm not pleased that I turned out this way, but I don't consider myself a lost cause. Just sayin'. I feel like this matters to hoes.

>>18252090
You don't look horrible but all your pictures say the same
Take some outside with people so you won't look like a creep

>>18252090
Angles Angles Angles Angles
Learn how to use them and you will do mediocre

>>18252101
>Take some outside with people so you won't look like a creep

With whom, exactly? I have no friends. People piss me off anyway lol. And I'm uncomfortable with being dishonest about my situation.

>>18252132
Okay, I suppose that explains itself. I'll add angles. Is the main pic supposed to be an angle generally or just what you look best in?

>>18252171
Well then people will be uncomfortable with you because you look a bit creepy just laying around the house with a serious face and a shaved head

>>18252206
Fair enough. If it helps I can get rid of the serious face fotos. Not much I can do about the hair right now. Trying natural remedies (it's not male pattern baldness it was caused by drug interactions, sorry about the life story).

>>18252228
First pic looks good. Tiny hint of a smile. The background looks like a dark cheap apartment though. Maybe show your teeth if they're not crooked.

>>18252242
Okay.

>>18252090
let your hair and potentially facial hair grow out
take a pic around something other than your house that isn't a fucking selfie

>>18252090
Dude you like a neo nazi practically.Grow out your hair, lose some weight (not hard for real, Ill tell you if youre interested) and smile in your pictures.

>>18251745
Actually posting pictures with women is a great way to get matches faster.

I can explain it but I really should not have to.

t. /fit/

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>>18251727
> currently studying law
Translation: broke, unemployed.

> interested in GoT
Translation: sits on his ass in his free time couch surfing

> motorbikes
Translation: no car

> metal music
Hey, I love the 80s too, but it won't get me laid.

My advice? Forget Tinder. Get an internship, join Meetup. You don't have the game (of Thrones) to play with the big boys yet. That will change when you get your law degree.

Until then, fap and study, fap and study.

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>>18251858
God, I think I just ovulated looking at the pic.

Could you tickle my thighs with your beard tonight?

>>18251871

You mean an average male according to women

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>>18253947
No, I mean that is a GOOD looking guy. That is the type of guy that makes a girl want to take a vacation to Toronto. And make it look like it was just by accident.

It's the type of guy that, if you find out that he rides the same bus as you, you bring an extra pair of panties in your purse. That way, when you soak the first staring at the gun show on his arms, you can change before work.

That is the type of guy that you want to take home and ride his manly cock into a coma. Then, while he sleeps, you take a picture of his muscular naked body and have it framed.

That way, you can show off to all your girlfriends that THIS was the Greek Adonis that you lost your virginity to.

The only way he can improve is if he has a second picture with a USMC shirt on and kittens.

If you want just an average guy, look at Hair Club for Men (>>18252090)

>>18254033

Don't you feel even slightly manipulated by this blatantly staged and photoshopped picture ?

Are you this easy to bait ?

>>18252171
IF PEOPLE PISS YOU OFF WHY ARE YOU ON A SITE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ??????

I know you said you couldnt hide your autism, but jesus anon. Just stay in your room

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>>18254044
> Don't you feel even slightly manipulated by this blatantly staged and photoshopped picture ?
Not at all. Every photo sends a message. The guy in >>18251858 is saying that he likes to have fun. He's athletic. He's a happy person. He has money (gold watch) but does not need to show it off.

The guy in >>18252090 looks like a neoNazi who just spent the day posting on /pol/. Forget the beer and hit a gym.

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>>18254033
>>18254214
They say like attracts like. I'm not offended by you calling me average, but I fear you have no sense for the abstract. Because I am goofy, unintelligible, etc., I am "average". I need not remind you that these have nothing to do with the purely physical realm, etc. I bet when I'm 40, I'll be bigger than Schwarzenegger with a full head of hair lol. These things happen, you know. A velvet lining, I suppose.

>>18254097
Be still, friend. I am just saying that, although I like womens, people in general are fags. Like, I get that this concept fries your brain, but to me it's just normalcy. People like me. It's okay. I don't care much for them. That said, I don't think I am some super-being who should necessarily feel this way. In many ways I'm on even footing with those dudes, it's only that I have a taste for fine things so the plebeian things they say don't affect me at all.

>>18254625
Please don't shoot anyone

>>18254689
Please don't castrate me T.T

Just because I wanna kill people! What's wrong with that oniiisamaaa!?