What is an effective way to divert questions about one's

>>18251393

depends on the question. but as a general rule you just say ' i dont want to talk about it ' or simply make a funny joke, and then change the subject.

example
>anon are you single
>I don't think so but your mom stopped texting me recently so i dont know. speaking of which how is your mother?

>>18251393
exaggerations that are obviously fake with a lot of hand gestures and energy followed by asking them a better personal question

i usually give an exaggerated and idiotic response if someone asks shit that's not their business.
my grandma always did this

>anon, do you still have contact with your ex?

yeah, just ten minutes ago i sent a mounted messenger, asking for the next dance. i made sure to include some dried rose petals.

she has learned to not ask such questions anymore

>>18251398
>>18251408
What about questions like:
>What did you do on your vacation?
>When was the last time you went out with your friends?
>What are your hobbies?

>>18251398
>which how is your mother?
Y-You too

>>18251422

just pretend theres a comma.

>>18251419

>where did you go on your vacation
>THE INTERNET!

>when was the last time you went out with your firends
>im with you right now :3

>what are your hobbies
>oh, you know, heroine and excessive masturbation

who the fuck is even asking you this?

>>18251419
>hobbies

>I like to hunt gators bare handed. You remember that Australian guy that died? Yea the stingray, he's my hero. I used to watch his show all the time as a kid, learned more from him than my teachers swear to god. Was there any show you really liked as a kid?

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>>18251419
>i traveled to norway, shot a bear and lived in his carcasse for two weeks. shit was cash

>that was years ago. probably before the fire nation attacked.

>i collect road kill and then make artistic taxidermie (have pic related on the phone to show them)

>>18251436

i honest to god thought you meant that the stingray was the hero