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>be me
>fat, nerdy, live with parents.
>struggling for some sort of intamacy or gratification.
>go to strip club.
>frequent the place in fact, pretty much where a lot of my money goes.
>one of the strippers is really friendly to me.
>figure she just wants to milk a good tipper.
>fuck it, just let her milk me.
>weeks go by, during one of the dance, that has turned into her just sitting in my lap and us talking with a little bit of playful grinding, I ask if she wants to hang out outside of the strip club.
>her literal words "Fuck yeah dude."
>literal shock
>We hang out
>oddly enough play blaz blue for hours, and shes really fucking good at it.
>when she eventually has to go, says we should hang out again, that "Shit was awesome"
So I guess I'm friends with a stripper? My other friends say I should watch out for her, that she'll squeeze me for money or something, but... I don't really get that vibe... what do you guys think?
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>>18248128
I'm sure I read this pasta before except it was a different game.
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>>18248128
Fuck, that's actually an interesting situation.
I'd try to subtract the transactional aspect of your relationship ASAP, I wouldn't want you to be taken advantage of like that.
Be open to the experience for what it is, maybe you guys could actually connect with one another?
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>>18248128
>things that never happened
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>>18248128
It's... It's almost like strippers are humans too!
Laughing my ass of dude.
Stippers, hookers, escorts, all humans! They always have the best stories too, be sure to ask. If she's down with sharing, it'll be well worth it.
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>>18248128
strippers are regular people.
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>>18248140
It would be nice, shes really kick ass, the funny thing is, I expected her to still be dressed slutty when we hung out for some reason, but when she came over, she was just in a cat sweater and yoga pants.
>>18248147
Well what threw me off is how nerdy she is, I didn't expect it because of how attractive she is, and her profession. She whooped my ass at blaz blue claiming she "wasn't very good at fighting games" and then she talked about how she had huge collections of retro games on external hardrives. She also keeps trying to get the club she works at to let her buy costumes of video game and sci fi shit but apparently thats not their main demographic.
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