If I don't want to pay for a hooker, don't enjoy socializing

>>18245724
I've considered this same riddle, myself.

Best I can say is make a Craigslist ad stating you just want meaningless sex with a slam pig.

You'll have to lower your standards quite a bit, and always wear a condom.

Back in about 04-05, I used to have this line on my Facebook page joking about how I was "DTF Whatever". I had a 5ish girl asking me about that every weekend. I fucked a lot of chubbos and stoner girls.

The playing field might be a little different now, though.

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>>18245738
She can be a little chubby but I can't fuck landwhales

Pic related is okay for example

>>18245860

shes not even chubby. yeah you're fucked OP.

>>18245738
>Back in about 04-05, I used to have this line on my Facebook page joking about how I was "DTF Whatever". I had a 5ish girl asking me about that every weekend. I fucked a lot of chubbos and stoner girls.

Damn dude, you came from the timeline where Zuckerberg invented facebook like three years earlier too?

>>18245724
I have the same question you do, desu. I don't understand why a man and a woman can't just fuck. Why all the socializing and exhaustive details? We're all humans.

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>>18245860
Everytime I see this pic it freaks me out a little cause that face looks exactly like my ex's. I've convinced myself it isn't her, but I'm really not sure.

You're SOL

>>18245724
If you dont talk to girls, you dont get pussy

>>18245896
I figured he was too ashamed to admit he had a MySpace.

>>18245724

if there was a girl who just wnated to have only sex, why would she settle for you?

and dont say 'cuz im easy / convenient' cuz most any guy is.

>>18245724
Get gay.

There are many women in the same boat. Find them.

>>18245932
How to do so most effectively?

>>18245954

socializing with women.